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click4it posted 8/19/2013 00:55 AM

Denny's lunch today with the fam.

Waiter: Would you like something to drink?

Me: Yes, a Coke please.

Waiter: Ok, would you like a Diet Coke?

Mind split second thoughts: Did I say I wanted a diet coke? Why would you ask that? Do I look so fat that you are suggesting I order a diet coke? WTF?

Me: No, I would like a regular coke. Then looked at my mom and said quite loudly in his ear shot: Do I LOOK LIKE I NEED A DIET COKE?

My mom: Boy you sure are cranky today?

Me: Muah?

Well shit, I thought it was damn rude. I could get if he didn't hear me and he said: did you say a regular or a diet? But to just ask if I wanted a diet???


My grandma is: at me.

By the way I'm celebrating 60 days tobacco free so yeah maybe I am a bit cranky and yeah I could lose a few pounds, but oh well!

[This message edited by click4it at 12:56 AM, August 19th (Monday)]

aesir posted 8/19/2013 04:49 AM

By the way I'm celebrating 60 days tobacco free...
So he better not fuck with your sugar rush that comes with the caffeine.

betrayedfriend posted 8/19/2013 08:40 AM

Damn! And he was able to walk away from the table without coughing up his testicles?! You showed some restraint!

nowiknow23 posted 8/19/2013 10:37 AM

Maybe he's a transplant from the South, where all sodas are Cokes, and then you have to say what kind of Coke you want (Sprite, root beer, Pepsi, etc.)?

Or he's just a clueless waiter.

click4it posted 8/19/2013 11:42 AM

So he better not fuck with your sugar rush that comes with the caffeine


betrayedfriend- Oh I sure would have liked to kick him in the nuts! I've had him before as a waiter there and didn't like him last time either.

NIK- he is no damn transplant. He was in my opinion making a snide remark, but who knows!!!

lieshurt posted 8/19/2013 12:05 PM

Let's not forget when they still bring you Diet Coke even after clarifying that you wanted regular Coke....bastards

click4it posted 8/19/2013 12:51 PM

no, he brought me regular...but it was FLAT and tasted terrible. But yeah, that would add insult to injury wouldn't it? bastards.

[This message edited by click4it at 12:52 PM, August 19th (Monday)]

aesir posted 8/19/2013 14:06 PM

Oh shit, that might actually have been a really fucking inept attempt to save you from a miscalibrated coke fountain by trying to suggest the diet. If he knew the machine was making shitty coke (like the D/T at my nearest McD's) but is not allowed to say anything about it...


Or maybe just as an ass....

click4it posted 8/19/2013 14:11 PM

aesir - as I typed that reply I thought of that as well, but remembered that my son ordered a Sprite and his was also flat, so I believe it was the whole soda fountain machine on the fritz.

Crescita posted 8/19/2013 14:31 PM

Oh no no, I get that all the time, and I'm a skinny bitch. What he meant was, "surely you must drink diet because you keep so fit."

click4it posted 8/19/2013 15:25 PM

lmao cresita! skinny bitch.

I highly doubt he thought that about me...I'm not a skinny bitch. I may be a bitch, but not a skinny one.

thanks for that though!

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