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Topic: Animals can be jerks

aesir
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Posted: 6:50 AM, September 4th (Wednesday), 2013

This past weekend I was in the back yard, sitting on an old railroad tie under the crab apple tree. Overhead I heard an excited chattering sound, but being in a relaxed mood, instead of cursing the damn tree rats, I offered a friendly greeting of "hello squirrel". Well the chatter continued so I just sat there under the tree relaxing. Next thing I know, I was narrowly missed by an apple core. The damn squirrel threw the apple core at me after it had finished eating, just like in the classic Donald Duck / Chip and Dale cartoon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGNIYEYWxm0

And with that in mind, I offer the following animal compilation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vx1OVLX5Rc

Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.

Do not back up. Severe tire damage.

Posts: 14924 | Registered: Nov 2007 | From: Winnipeg

SBB
♀ 35229
Member # 35229

Posted: 7:31 AM, September 4th (Wednesday), 2013

My boy cat is obsessed with the broom. It makes him go totally bonkers. Half the time I am sweeping up using his arse.

I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

Posts: 6000 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia

Williesmom
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Posted: 8:06 AM, September 4th (Wednesday), 2013

Maybe that Nik's animal soul mate: "Get out of my yard, you damn kids!"

You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister. -George Costanza
There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women. - Madeleine Albright

Posts: 9150 | Registered: Feb 2009 | From: Western PA

nowiknow23
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Posted: 8:39 AM, September 4th (Wednesday), 2013

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2-gRkQ19Sw

You can call me NIK

And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane

Posts: 40181 | Registered: Aug 2011

TrulyReconciled
♂ 3031
Member # 3031

Posted: 8:40 AM, September 4th (Wednesday), 2013

Could have been worse, like one of the special forces types ...

"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

Posts: 22740 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o)

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