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scout (original poster member #3986) posted at 6:15 PM on Tuesday, July 29th, 2008
~*~ The quote thread is dedicated to the funny, wise, noteworthy...and often poignant words posted by SI members. ~*~
Vol 12
Since vol 11 started off with a boob quote, why not continue that tradition.
From the Embarassing things you've done lately thread (the whole boob driving exchange was hilarious):
Well, as many here know I have a chronic pain condition. Right now the flare is causing some pretty strong pain on one side of my chest.
So, I'm toddling around the store (which my son drove me to) talking with my friend on the cell phone when she asks me if I think I might be able to go to lunch tomorrow. Since I wasn't sure that the pain would abate enough for me to be able to drive I say, at the top of my lungs it seems, "I don't know, let me see if I can drive with my right boob."
~KSA2
You know what, though...
It would be very convenient to be able to drive with your boob...think of all the multitasking you could do while whisking the kids around....
~punky
You guys don't already drive with your boobs?
Wake up people... boobs are the new hands.
~metamorphisis
Don't tell my husband that boobs are the new hands...
He'll want to start holding my hands all the time...
~punky
Prehensile boobs!
~bbee
Maybe you could start a boob driving school...
Think of all the overworked women that would love to learn this new skill...
~punky
My friend is never going to let me forget that one, let me tell you. She's called me twice to see if I got special classification on my license for it, and wondering if it would qualify for a "stupid pet trick" on the Tonight show.
~KSA2
Threnody ( member #1558) posted at 9:56 PM on Tuesday, July 29th, 2008
Vol 11 can be found at
http://www.survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=220473&AP=1&HL=
“If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Great love requires determination." ~ tryingtwo
"Don't try to win over the haters, you're not the jackass whisperer." ~ Brene Brown
aesir ( member #17210) posted at 4:10 AM on Wednesday, July 30th, 2008
Why are we on volume 12 when volume 11 was not full yet?
Me,
just now,
on this thread.
Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.
Do not back up. Severe tire damage.
KSA2 ( member #9474) posted at 4:12 AM on Wednesday, July 30th, 2008
And now we see the true danger in driving with one's boob.
It can cause premature post-ulation.
No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So, what are we, helpless? Puppets? Nah. The big moments are gonna come, you can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are.
Threnody ( member #1558) posted at 4:20 AM on Wednesday, July 30th, 2008
That just caused me to snarf diet Dr. Pepper, KSA. Shame on you for now putting a spew warning.
“If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Great love requires determination." ~ tryingtwo
"Don't try to win over the haters, you're not the jackass whisperer." ~ Brene Brown
scout (original poster member #3986) posted at 5:39 AM on Wednesday, July 30th, 2008
*Please note*
I have been asked by DS to start a new quote thread when the previous one reaches 200 posts. As requested, I have done this for all of the previous quote threads.
Thanks,
scout
MovingUpward ( member #14866) posted at 1:00 PM on Wednesday, July 30th, 2008
noclue, ser and BG... are but gnats in comparison juliette... don't worry
DrowningInSorrow when replying to juliette's claim that BG, NoClue, and SerJR cause lots of grief for the mods.
BTW I heart the mods. Thank you for all that you give so that we can have a safe place to work through our infidelity related issues.
KSA2 ( member #9474) posted at 6:00 PM on Wednesday, July 30th, 2008
(((scout)))
I know, sweetie, but I just couldn't resist the opening for that joke. 
No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So, what are we, helpless? Puppets? Nah. The big moments are gonna come, you can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are.
SerJR ( member #14993) posted at 6:03 PM on Wednesday, July 30th, 2008
noclue, ser and BG... are but gnats in comparison juliette... don't worry
Well Moo, I guess we'll have to work harder and not smarter then, eh? No... wait......
Me: BH - Happily remarried.
Hope is never lost. It exists within you - it is real. It is not a force in and of itself - it is something that you create with every thought, action, and choice you make. It is a gift that you create for yourself.
KSA2 ( member #9474) posted at 3:34 AM on Thursday, July 31st, 2008
Hehehe... it's Cheezus...
SerJr, about the Jesus cheeto
No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So, what are we, helpless? Puppets? Nah. The big moments are gonna come, you can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are.
HeartbrokeHope32 ( member #17247) posted at 9:46 PM on Thursday, July 31st, 2008
I am not a mushroom, so stop treating me like one.
Stop keeping me in the dark and throwing bullshit on me every now and again
-neverendinghurt
me-29
him-28
Dday-11/07/07
"What lies behind us, and what lies
before us are small matters
compared to what lies within us."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
unicornsearcher ( member #912) posted at 7:30 AM on Friday, August 1st, 2008
http://www.survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=247436
philly172
Healing includes regression as well as progression.
11/02 Busted WH 4+ cheating yrs, 11/06 Busted [Month Long Lustfest]. 2/1/08 admits false version of betrayals, so no full disclosure / "whole truth" yet. '09 Together, great work in progress. '12 Still gladly united.
wifehad5 ( Administrator #15162) posted at 11:04 PM on Friday, August 1st, 2008
Waffles help everything
HeavyE with one of the great truths of life
FBH - 52 FWW - 53 (BrokenRoad)2 kids 17 & 22The people you do your life with shape the life you live
wifehad5 ( Administrator #15162) posted at 8:32 PM on Monday, August 4th, 2008
Any man who considers himself a "stud" at any age should also consider himself an "asshole" at the same time
Defiance in the thread about middle age "studs"
FBH - 52 FWW - 53 (BrokenRoad)2 kids 17 & 22The people you do your life with shape the life you live
wifehad5 ( Administrator #15162) posted at 11:37 PM on Monday, August 4th, 2008
Who are you to decide what kind of wife he deserves? HE decides. He HAS decided, and his decision is YOU.
Fallen to a poster who felt her H deserved more. Very profound 
FBH - 52 FWW - 53 (BrokenRoad)2 kids 17 & 22The people you do your life with shape the life you live
wifehad5 ( Administrator #15162) posted at 3:55 PM on Wednesday, August 6th, 2008
When you have relationships with fucked up people, they have an annoying tendency to do fucked up things that negatively impact your well-being
Great quote from wincing_at_light
FBH - 52 FWW - 53 (BrokenRoad)2 kids 17 & 22The people you do your life with shape the life you live
Heartless Bytchh ( member #12347) posted at 8:21 PM on Thursday, August 7th, 2008
Well, its because the memory of you and your cumguzzling skankenwhore dry humping each other on the dance floor at the local bar ON MY BIRTHDAY, OUR ANNIVERSARY makes me want to lock you in the shed with a blunt and rusty knife and your dick superglued FIRMLY into the vice.
I would then like to set fire to said garden-shed.
sammie on You're an asshole thread.
http://www.survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=248385
Kind of like a do-it-yourself Bobbetizer.
Woodchipper pretty much trumps everything.-Rufus Turner
Sometimes I feel like SI is that person who says... "if you can't say anything nice... come sit by me!"-rumorhasit
Threnody ( member #1558) posted at 2:29 AM on Friday, August 8th, 2008
just a tip, do NOT google 'glitter butt'.
Words of wisdom from the sagacious NewAttitude.
“If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Great love requires determination." ~ tryingtwo
"Don't try to win over the haters, you're not the jackass whisperer." ~ Brene Brown
metamorphisis ( member #12041) posted at 2:36 AM on Friday, August 8th, 2008
Go softly my sweet friend. You will always be a part of who I am.
wifehad5 ( Administrator #15162) posted at 4:04 AM on Friday, August 8th, 2008
This movie sucked harder than a purple dyson that's been turbo charged. There isn't time in the world to say enough bad things about this movie.
KSA2's review of the Mummy 3
FBH - 52 FWW - 53 (BrokenRoad)2 kids 17 & 22The people you do your life with shape the life you live
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