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Default  Posted: 12:13 PM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

My Grandma, the most wonderful woman ever had a million of these, and it's funny occasionally one will pop out of my mouth, and my kids will look at me like I have three heads.

I hit them with "And people in hell want ice water" the other day when we were grocery shopping and they wanted one of everything. My 16 year old said now that is a good one mom.

She would mix them up too, saying things like "people in glass houses shouldnt skin cats."
"Kill two birds with a hand basket"

My favorite was when I was worried someone was upset or mad at me, " they can get glad in the same pants they got mad in."

Oh I do miss her still.

Him: FWS
Kids: 15 & 17
Married for 22 years now, was 16 at the time. .
D-Day Sept 26 2008
Fully R'd, and Happy Happy Happy

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Default  Posted: 1:21 PM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

HereWeGo reminded me of another one of my father's gems:

"That would gag a maggot on a gut wagon."

Usually spoken after he smells something disagreeable.

Me (BS)-45, WW-43
DDay 2/17/13, 9-10 month PA/EA
M - 18 years, 4 children

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Default  Posted: 1:53 PM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

My Nana used to say "everybody and their yellow dog" was there when someplace was packed, and always said "might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb". Since I had a sheltered childhood and was fairly innocent in my teens it took me being a young adult to figure that last one out. Go Nana! What a rabble rouser for a Missouri Synod Lutheran woman that wouldn't play cards or dance....

Nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home- nikki sixx

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars.

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Default  Posted: 1:56 PM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Somebody in my family used to say "they couldn't sell rice to the Chinese". "You can't squeeze blood out of a turnip" was popular with my uncle.

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools.

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Default  Posted: 2:12 PM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Another of my father's:

Crazy as a shit-house rat.

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

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