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Neverbeblindagain (original poster member #58260) posted at 3:39 AM on Friday, March 9th, 2018
I'm working to find a giggle everyday so that this whole court battle doesnt drag me down.
My lil man gave me a giggle so pure that I have to share.
I get a call from lil man 5 minutes after he is suppose to be on the bus and he is balling his eyes out
NBBA" you missed the bus didnt you"
LM " im so Sorry! Don't be mad, I missed the bus" ugly sobs
NBBA " OK, what were you doing that was more important than grabbing the bus" I'm thinking he was playing video games
LM " I was pooping and couldn't stop! The alarm was going but it was a really big poop!" Still crying
I'm dying in my cubicle and laughing as I try and tell my boss I need to leave to pick lil man up and bring him to school and that it's about a 2 hour round trip.
I get lil man and he tries to apologize hut I cut him off
NBBA "sweets, you were pooping, I can't get mad at that. It's a call of nature!"
LM " It was a really good poop mom, like omg, I felt so much better!🙄
Boys, they make everything better. Even poop...
LTA with slutisourus/2DDAYs
Fuck his lies and fuck the lies I told myself that kept me trapped.
Divorced the narcissist and bloody loving it.
" years of love have been forgot
In the hatred of a minute" edgar Allen poe
SallyShrink81 ( member #50219) posted at 3:50 AM on Friday, March 9th, 2018
That’s fantastic!! Good for him.
FBS now surviving and thriving
2 kiddos born 2011 & 2014
"If a woman steals your husband, she might as well steal your shoes too, because one day she'll be walking in them." #karma
Minnesota ( member #50615) posted at 4:23 AM on Friday, March 9th, 2018
Big Mister sharted in the bathtub last night. Poop happens. He was afraid I was going to be mad. Then when I wasn’t, he was kind of excited that there was as much poop as there was.
Me: BS Upper 40's
Her: XWW younger 30's
Married Sept. 2010
DDay Thanksgiving 2015
Dday2- Jan28ish, 2016 -new affair
One child (Big Mister) born in 2012
Divorced Sept. 2, 2016
ohforanewme ( member #59230) posted at 6:14 AM on Friday, March 9th, 2018
NBBA
You just cost me a cup of coffee.
Waiting at gym to be joined by wonderful woman an see how things are going in SI land. Was planning to see how things are going with CharliB's NB story when I see the title of your thread. Just could not resist.
Nonchalantly holding the phone in one hand and the coffee in the other. All is well until I get to the punch line.
Coffee everywhere. No gym for me today. Have to go home to get a change of clothes
alphakitte ( member #33438) posted at 6:27 AM on Friday, March 9th, 2018
We’re talking poop here and NVT hasn’t chimed in?
------ Some people are emotional tadpoles. Even if they mature they are just a warty toad. Catt
Randy1133 ( member #54958) posted at 8:28 PM on Friday, March 9th, 2018
A big poop is almost like an orgasm sometimes!
Dday: May/Aug 2016
Divorced
'Even in a toothache there is enjoyment'- Dostoyevsky
Notthevictem ( member #44389) posted at 9:42 PM on Friday, March 9th, 2018
I thought about chiming in but randy pretty much covered it.
BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer
WhatsRight ( member #35417) posted at 10:28 PM on Friday, March 9th, 2018
My nephew used to excuse himself after Thanksgiving, and when he returned, he would say, "That was so big I had to stand up to finish it!"
"Noone can make you feel inferior without your concent." Eleanor Roosevelt
I will not be vanquished. Rose Kennedy
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