This is a story about my parents, but it is funny and I will share.
Dad likes to get up early, eat a bowl of cereal, drink coffee, and read the paper. Forever, when he was done with his cereal, he would put the bowl on the kitchen floor and let the dog eat leftovers. When the dog was finished, he would pick up the bowl, put it on the counter, and head off to work.
Mom gets up shortly after dad leaves. She eats cereal for breakfast. Instead of dirtying another bowl, she figured she would just use dad's. she ate her cereal, dumped any leftovers down the drain, put it in the dishwasher, and woke us kids up for school.
This went on in our home for years and neither of our parents knew a thing.
Enter me, having my beautiful DD. When DD was two and a half, she used to wake up really early. Dad was up anyway eating breakfast, and would hang out with her for the 30 minutes that she was awake, and then send her back to bed. One morning, however, she didn't want to go back to bed. I was sick, and to be nice, dad woke up mom and asked her to watch DD so that I could get some more sleep before mom left for work. Dad left, mom grabbed his bowl off the counter and went to pour herself some cereal in it. DD busts out laughing. Mom asks her what is so funny. DD points to the bowl and giggles, "Nana, that was doggy's cereal bowl!"
My parents discussed later that night at dinner and figured out what had been gong on. We about died laughing at the table that night.
I have been cheated on by 3 different men, and I have more DDays than anyone ever should. I am here, just trying to pickup the pieces.
"What did you expect? I am a scorpion."