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notmeanymore (original poster member #9772) posted at 4:45 PM on Tuesday, July 30th, 2013
Anyone who watches How I Met Your Mother may recall this move where you go back to a dates place and strip in her bathroom and surprise her.
I got naked manned last night.
It is simultaneously ridiculously funny and depressing. I doubt he anticipated me rolling my eyes and walking out of the room.
NEXT
"Put the cuckoo back in the clock baby" - Four Brothers
Pentup ( member #20563) posted at 5:18 PM on Tuesday, July 30th, 2013
I am glad you are ok physically after that. WTF??? 
Me- BS
Him- FWS (I hope- F)
tabitha95 ( member #22033) posted at 5:19 PM on Tuesday, July 30th, 2013
How well did you know him?
BW (me) - 45
DS 14, DS 11
D-Day#1: Oct 30, 2008
D-Day#2: June 3, 2011 (same MOW) Separation: June 3, 2011
Divorce finalized: Feb 2012 (due to 6 month waiting period).
notmeanymore (original poster member #9772) posted at 5:26 PM on Tuesday, July 30th, 2013
It's a complicated story, but we had hung out a few times "as friends" (by his request). Things had gotten a bit flirty, but I really did not anticipate the full monty.
Apparently aiming for FWB. He must be a believer in "go big or go home".
"Put the cuckoo back in the clock baby" - Four Brothers
Amazonia ( member #32810) posted at 5:30 PM on Tuesday, July 30th, 2013
"go big or go home"
So... did he live up to it? 
"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ
notmeanymore (original poster member #9772) posted at 5:31 PM on Tuesday, July 30th, 2013
Ya know I almost posted
"he wasn't, so I went home"
"Put the cuckoo back in the clock baby" - Four Brothers
timeforchange ( member #27454) posted at 5:40 PM on Tuesday, July 30th, 2013
Thanks for the good laugh!!!!
Were you even on an actual date????
The cheek of the guy
Me = BS aged 43
2 boys, 13 and 9
DDay 1/19/10
Confronted him 2/16/10
Finally Divorced 8/29/12
“We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us.”
timeforchange ( member #27454) posted at 5:42 PM on Tuesday, July 30th, 2013
Sorry double post.
[This message edited by timeforchange at 11:43 AM, July 30th (Tuesday)]
Me = BS aged 43
2 boys, 13 and 9
DDay 1/19/10
Confronted him 2/16/10
Finally Divorced 8/29/12
“We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us.”
Crescita ( member #32616) posted at 5:50 PM on Tuesday, July 30th, 2013
Oh my, how did you get rid of him? Did he just get dressed and skulk out on his own?
“Happiness cannot be pursued; it must ensue.” ― Viktor E. Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning
notmeanymore (original poster member #9772) posted at 5:53 PM on Tuesday, July 30th, 2013
We were actually at his place.
I should've just walked out of the house, but like an idiot I just left the room while he got dressed. I knew he was in the process of changing his clothes when this happened. So it's not technically The Naked Man, but it's as damn close as I ever want to get.
I left out the details just because I found the succinct version more hilarious.
"Put the cuckoo back in the clock baby" - Four Brothers
Amazonia ( member #32810) posted at 6:01 PM on Tuesday, July 30th, 2013
I find it hilarious both ways.
"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ
Confused1829 ( member #32729) posted at 6:16 PM on Tuesday, July 30th, 2013
Wow. Just WOW!
I would've burst out laughing! I hope he's embarrassed by his actions - but sadly, maybe he's just proud or disappointed!
Me: fBW 31
DDays: May 31 2011 & Aug 6 2011. Divorced November 14, 2011 (No Kids)
Survivor3512 ( member #37946) posted at 6:18 PM on Tuesday, July 30th, 2013
Oh.my.gosh. Hilarious!!!! Thanks for the laugh! I soooo needed it today!
Me (BS)- 36
Divorced
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Just keep swimming, just keep swimming- Dorie
sparkysable ( member #3703) posted at 8:18 PM on Tuesday, July 30th, 2013
omg lol lol lol. I am dying for details though 
D-day OW#1 2/2004;D-day OW#2 5/2010
Marriages that start this way, stepping over the bodies of loved ones as the giddy couple walks down the aisle, are not likely to last.
notmeanymore (original poster member #9772) posted at 8:25 PM on Tuesday, July 30th, 2013
via text later that night, I re-iterated that I was not, repeat NOT, looking for a FWB.
He then asked if we could still be platonic friends.
"Put the cuckoo back in the clock baby" - Four Brothers
gahurts ( member #33699) posted at 8:39 PM on Tuesday, July 30th, 2013
That which has been seen, can never be unseen. 
"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi
"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie
nutmegkitty ( member #33882) posted at 8:52 PM on Tuesday, July 30th, 2013
Thanks for the laugh today!
Go big or go home - soooo funny!
Me - happy!
2 DDs
Very happily divorced from an NPD since 2013.
lieshurt ( member #14003) posted at 9:03 PM on Tuesday, July 30th, 2013
He then asked if we could still be platonic friends.
Perhaps if he hadn't shown you his shortcomings
No one changes unless they want to. Not if you beg them. Not if you shame them. Not if you use reason, emotion, or tough love. There is only one thing that makes someone change: their own realization that they need to.
click4it ( member #209) posted at 9:13 PM on Tuesday, July 30th, 2013
omg
Me: 45
Two boys: 20 and 17
Divorced 12-13-05
d-day 10-02-01
Laughter will cure life's ills. Have you had your laugh today?
BeyondBreaking ( member #38020) posted at 9:21 PM on Tuesday, July 30th, 2013
Hahahahaha
I've never heard of that, but I'm not sure if I would have screamed in horror, or pointed and laughed if someone did that to me.
I'm sorry he's not the right fish. :( But don't worry, there are plenty of other ones who keep their clothing on.
I have been cheated on by 3 different men, and I have more DDays than anyone ever should. I am here, just trying to pickup the pieces.
"What did you expect? I am a scorpion."
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