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Ok SI friends. My update- ONe day before my second trial (first was fabulous but he appealed it) Douche bag and I finally agreed on everything--this past Monday. This means that he gets his no fault divorce which would have otherwise been Adultery grounds, he made out with many of the assets as I caved because I couldn't take it or care. I got the house and he gets the kids now every other F-M am and every wednesday overnight. A lot right?? Well, douche insisted on having the ORal testimony in front of the Judge on our Trial Day instead of the trial originally scheduled. He wanted that Final Divorce Decree and he wanted it then in his hot little hands. Couldn't wait, ya know why? Because he is getting married folks!! Yes, that is right..ink isn't even dry yet and I don't think it is even registered in the courts yet but he informed me that I'm officially off his insurance AND informed the kids that he is getting married in 2 weeks (I expected it.). Here is the ??? I'm douche's 3rd wife, Whorebitch will be his 4th wife. Friends gave me a bottle of wine to regift to her when appropriate. I think it is appropriate, do you? The wine is called "Quattro". How fitting, huh?. I Reeeeeeealy want to give them this wine gift! And before you all give me the scorned woman speech hear me out. I happen to have a very good sense of humor. It is funny as shit (I think). I can be a little dark and a smidge scarcastic at times. I've bit my effing tongue for nearly two years watching my Ps and Qs for court. Now, I just feel like being a little bit authentic! is there anything at all wrong with that? Thanks for weighing in with me.

Can some other friend give it to her? Preferably with a copy of the movie "Gaslighting" and the book "The Script". After all, she will be able to get a glimpse of her future.

Here's the book, BTW:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005DI98SO

This is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time! I'm trying to stifle my laughter 'cuz the kids are here in the room with me & would want to know what's so funny.

Quattro. OMG, Quattro!!!!!!!!!! I'm dying here......

Do you need someone to double dare ya?

I love it, but would not do it. The new mrs is one very crazy individual. No telling what she would do in retaliation!

Hugs,

K

Double dare post

[This message edited by Kajem at 10:12 PM, August 8th (Thursday)]

Open up the Quattro yourself and drink a toast (or two) to his newest victim.

Put this guy in your rear-view mirror.....

It is funny as hell but makes her waaaaaay more important than she is.

I say don't do it. Pour it down thetoilet and make it official/ceremonial by doing a piss on it and flushing it away.

I'm with gonnabe- drink the wine yourself.

I wanted to send balloons and a thank you card to OW at her office after D was final. Looking back I'm glad I didn't - keep all of your energy - he deserves none of it.

I vote for be authentic. I hear your energy in your humor, and I think you will be even more energized executing the gifting. I don't think - for you anyway - that actually giving the gift is giving her your energy. It is letting your energy flow and shine and please YOU. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why bother. Im sure they would not get the irony of it anyway. Drink it yourself and toast your freedom from that asshole. As for #4 she will find out soon enough what a shitty person he is. I'd send a gift too just for fun. My XWW is getting M again to some dude 15 years her junior. But I have to admit that since she has been with this guy she has actually been leaving me alone. And this from a woman who has made my life hell since I left her cheating ass many years ago. I'd love to take the poor bastard to the side and tell him what he is in for. But that's for him to find out. He is nice to my son and that's all I care about. I intend on sending a gift. Its the least I can do for the poor guy.

Funny. As. Hell.

But I'm with the drink it yourself crowd. Unless you could orchestrate it so that a friend gave it to them and you could be inocently on the sidelines

Have a party. Drink it with friends. Have "Who's Sorry Now?" playing for your Happy Dance.

Have a party. Drink it with friends. Have "Who's Sorry Now?" playing for your Happy Dance.

Hmmm...

When my father married my first stepmother (she was never an OW to my mother), my mom sent her a sympathy card.

When they got divorced 3 yrs later, she told my mother that when she got the card she thought "wow, what a weirdo." But she dug that card out during the divorce and thought "Wow, she was right".

...only if you can also find one named Cinco, so you can add a yellow PostIt note which says, "This ones not for you, but you'll know who to give it to in about three years."

Oh no, I'm dying again!!!!! Cinco!!!!!!

[This message edited by Nature_Girl at 8:41 PM, August 9th (Friday)]

I'd have to send it. But that's me! X is in lurve with one of his AP's. She has 4 kids with 4 different daddies and only has custody of one of them. I think she's trying to make no. 5. I'm praying for triplets! That's my dark sense of humor...

Oh Dear G-d! I love you all! NG-Hilarious! Of course they make wine called Cinco! How do I not take this opportunity ya know? It is soooooo lovely. *taps fingers* Still seriously pondering delivery.

Thanks no mistake for the inspiration and feeding this humor monster.

Oh no, I'm dying again!!!!! Cinco!!!!!!

Best. Thing. Ever!