My BROKE-ass ex had creditors calling ME this week trying to reach him. They now have his correct address and phone number. *ahem*
But where is he? Taking a nice island vacation for 1 in a desperate attempt to catch a new OW (an internet stranger I am pretty sure is scamming him. International scammer or not she has already received hundreds of dollars from captain save a ho)! I hope..no I PRAY that he had an MTV Catfish worthy trip there. Unfortunately that is something I can only imagine and would never know as he would never tell that sad story to anyone!
The trip was already booked the day of our divorce. He came to see our kids the day we divorced. To spend time with them on a very significant and sad day in their young lives, you might ask? No. To spend about 10 minutes with them in the parking lot telling them that he is going out of town (didn't tell them where or how long) and that they will see him when he gets back...whenever that is. He told me today that he will be back tomorrow but who knows, maybe this is his escape from reality? Living like an island hobo might solve all his problems in that crazy head of his.
Must be nice to come and go as you please. But let him tell it, HE has the short end of the stick and I'm living the carefree life!
First, if I ever left town and my kids didn't know where I was or how long I would be gone they would lose their minds! But my kids are like "meh, whatever" with anything he says because that is the state of their relationship with him already. If he said "see you next year" they'd likely respond with "ok."
Our family is officially broken and he decides his best course of action is to do something to fuck up his financial life even more with the hopes of trapping some narc supply...I mean a "girlfriend". I know he has given ZERO thought to how he will catch up on his bills and stay current with his support payments (but I HAVE given much thought to my options if he doesn't pay me or decides that paying me late is now an option).
Now that we are officially divorced, those rainbow farting and glitter pooping unicorns will fly away with all of his problems on their backs any minute now!
He is the most selfish POS I know. He doesn't know I know where he is (another long and dumb tale) and the kids haven't heard from him since their parking lot visit last week. He contacted me this morning to say that he would call them tonight. No call. No surprise. I'm sure there are a million reasons he has come up with that makes all of this another "good guy" move. The reason why he *tried* to keep this all a secret is because despite the lies he tells himself daily, he knows this makes him look like the big POS he truly is.
If I lived like him, our poor kids would be in a world of trouble. Screw bills! Bye kids, I'm off to secretly meet a stranger alone and in a foreign country where I do not even speak the native language! Idiot.
