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lynnm1947 (original poster member #15300) posted at 4:32 PM on Sunday, November 17th, 2013
Some of you may recall I completely renovated my bathroom over the past year. The old decor doesn't match any more so yesterday I made a painting to hang over the toilet area. I call it "Just Slightly Discombobulated" but it's really decorator plonk. The painting includes four small mirrors.
S/O walks into the bathroom, pees, come out and says, "Hey, I like the fact that I now have four penises, but couldn't you have used magnifying mirrors?"
I lost it.
[This message edited by lynnm1947 at 10:58 AM, November 17th (Sunday)]
Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!
"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks
unfound ( member #12802) posted at 8:04 PM on Sunday, November 17th, 2013
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somanyyears ( member #26970) posted at 1:25 AM on Monday, November 18th, 2013
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..did he leave the seat UP????? 
..sorry.. that he thinks he needs 'magnifying mirrors!!! 
smy 
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lynnm1947 (original poster member #15300) posted at 2:32 AM on Monday, November 18th, 2013
The painting is directly above the toilet. I don't think he thinks he needs magnifying mirrors, and I certainly don't, but I think he occasionally engages in wishful thinking! 
Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!
"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks
lynnm1947 (original poster member #15300) posted at 2:33 AM on Monday, November 18th, 2013
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Don't know why this is happening, but it's annoying! Sorry.
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Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!
"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks
ThoughtIKnewYa ( member #18449) posted at 3:13 AM on Monday, November 18th, 2013
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