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Catwoman (original poster member #1330) posted at 10:14 AM on Friday, November 22nd, 2013
I think this would be particularly good to pull on someone who is doing their very first Thanksgiving dinner.
Buy a Cornish Hen, unwrap it and when no one is looking, put it in the turkey cavity. Instruct the novice cook to rinse and pat the cavity dry and then accuse them of purchasing a pregnant turkey.
I cannot wait to pull this on one of my daughters some day.
Cat
FBS: Married 20 years, 2 daughters 27 and 24. Divorced by the grace of GOD.
D-Days: 2/23/93; 10/11/97; 3/5/03
Ex & OW Broke up 12-10
"An erection does not count as personal growth."
WarehouseGuy ( member #6037) posted at 10:27 AM on Friday, November 22nd, 2013
If you see your ex with someone else don't be jealous. Our parents taught us to give our old,used toys to the less fortunate.
authenticnow ( member #16024) posted at 11:08 AM on Friday, November 22nd, 2013
DS, you are forever in my heart. Thank you for sharing your beautiful spirit with me. I will always try to live by the example you have set. I love you and miss you every day and am sorry you had to go so soon, it just doesn't seem fair.
abbycadabby ( member #27428) posted at 2:50 PM on Friday, November 22nd, 2013
nutmegkitty ( member #33882) posted at 2:53 PM on Friday, November 22nd, 2013
Me - happy!
2 DDs
Very happily divorced from an NPD since 2013.
wifehad5 ( Administrator #15162) posted at 9:28 PM on Friday, November 22nd, 2013
FBH - 52 FWW - 53 (BrokenRoad)2 kids 17 & 22The people you do your life with shape the life you live
lingerdog ( member #24459) posted at 9:46 PM on Friday, November 22nd, 2013
What lies behind us & what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
Oliver Wendell Holmes -Stolen from Uni's page
Lyonesse ( member #32943) posted at 11:09 PM on Friday, November 22nd, 2013
Um...it would have to be someone who is not aware that hens lay eggs? 
Catwoman (original poster member #1330) posted at 11:39 PM on Friday, November 22nd, 2013
Well, yes, Lyonesse. This is why it wood not work on the vet student daughter. The other daughter . . . Oh, yes.
I can just envision this stunt pulled on someone doing their first turkey ever.
Cat
P.S. Yes, I am evil.
FBS: Married 20 years, 2 daughters 27 and 24. Divorced by the grace of GOD.
D-Days: 2/23/93; 10/11/97; 3/5/03
Ex & OW Broke up 12-10
"An erection does not count as personal growth."
Lyonesse ( member #32943) posted at 11:55 PM on Friday, November 22nd, 2013
Very evil. And be sure to emphasize how adorable baby turkeys are... 
Of course it may backfire and she just may turn vegetarian after this stunt!
Waiting4Daylite ( member #36213) posted at 12:12 AM on Saturday, November 23rd, 2013
It would be even funnier if the turkey was a "tom".
lynnm1947 ( member #15300) posted at 1:29 AM on Saturday, November 23rd, 2013
Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!
"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks
Skan ( member #35812) posted at 1:05 AM on Monday, November 25th, 2013
Trust me, anyone who has ever TRIED a Tofurky will never go vegetarian! No matter how cute the baby turkeys are!
Imagine a ship trying to set sail while towing an anchor. Cutting free is not a gift to the anchor. You must release that burden, not because the anchor is worthy, but because the ship is.
D-Day, June 10, 2012
PurpleBirch ( member #39170) posted at 3:56 AM on Monday, November 25th, 2013
I'll have to remember this one!
Me: BS (32)
Him: WH (31)
Married 3 years.
Confessed to PA April 21 2013.
DS (6), DS (18 months)
Aug 30 2013 He gives me back his ring with an ultimatum: "Get over it or get out".
Status: Done like dinner
Exit Wounds ( member #32811) posted at 2:13 PM on Monday, November 25th, 2013
Send pics when you do it Cat.
Exit WoundsH of 17 years got gf pregnant, left our kids 9 & 11 and we never saw him again. -His choice.
HFSSC ( member #33338) posted at 2:24 AM on Wednesday, November 27th, 2013
I saw a video on one of the funny home video shows... Not AFV but something similar. The young woman who cooked the "pregnant turkey" was almost hysterical.
If you search on YouTube, there are about a hundred of them. It is damn funny.
Me, 56
Him, 48 (JMSSC)
Married 26 years. Reconciled.
Clarrissa ( member #21886) posted at 2:27 AM on Wednesday, November 27th, 2013
That would be funny as hell. A bit rude but damn funny.
BH Cee64D - 50
FWW (me) - 51
All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.
peacelovetea ( member #26071) posted at 5:05 PM on Friday, November 29th, 2013
Instead of turkey this year I made cornish hens for each of us. The kids had never seen them and were excited by their "individual chickens" -- and then were laughing when they discovered that each of them had something different hidden inside the cavity. Son had half a pickle, friend had a hard-boiled egg, and daughters had a pile of cranberries and a meatball respectively.
BW, SAHM
D-Day: 6/5/09, drunken ONS on business trip, confessed immediately, transparent, remorseful but emotionally clueless
M 11 years, 3 kids
4/12 Tried to R for 3 years, have decided to D
12/31/12 D final
weeping willow ( member #22800) posted at 6:58 PM on Friday, November 29th, 2013
BW - me FWH - him
D Day - July 26, 2007
Married 40 years
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