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How do I know this, you ask? Because she just texted me this gem:

Hey Tesla it's stripper whore can I pick up Teslet early on friday the weather is supposed to be bad and i don't want to drive after dark in it and i kind of want to get us out and do something just in case were snowed in for the rest of the weekend

Oh.My.Christ.

Latest weather report shows a high of 38 on Friday with 50% chance of RAIN.

There is no snow accumulation forcast for this weekend...Clearly, the blizzard must be forcast for unicorn fartland. Those of us living in RE-fucking-ALITY aren't running out and stocking up on bread and milk. And how in the fuck are you going to tell me that you want to do this early pick-up so you aren't out driving in the dark in 'bad' weather WHILE in the same run-on fucking sentence claiming that you want to get the fam out to do something before the mythical blizzard hits and snows you in for god knows how long? (I see your run-on sentence, bitch, and raise you a run-on stuffed with questioning logic.)

*shaking head and tsking*

Poor stripper whore. I in no way resemble whatever stupid impression ex-shat has given you of me.

Also, I am immune to your pathetic manipulations.

Furthmore, I spanked your fiancee in court.

Why isn't your fiancee texting regarding the pick-up times? Did he get his contempt order? Is he off licking his wounded pride?

And for that matter why isn't your fiancee reading the parenting time guidelines? Friday is Teslet's first day of break, he can be picked up 2 hours after school is out...since he's in pre-k, he CAN be picked up earlier than normal on Friday.

From her text, it appears that she doesn't realize that Teslet is supposed to be out there until the 28th. (Except Christmas Day, I'm supposed to get him from noon - 9 p.m. Christmas day)

I have several responses in mind...I plan on copying whatever response I go with and send it to ex-shat as well. However, at the moment, I'm pretty undecided...

Suggestions?

I saw the thread title and came in to tell you how RELIEVED I am...

But I wish the thread title was blizzard in unicorn fartland.

As for responses, whatever you decide will be perfect.

Holy shit, Tesla...you really do have the patience of a saint to deal with these idiots.

No reply, just wanting to laugh:

Possible response:

"I'm not sure what is stated in the Parenting Time Guidelines. Feel free to check it out and let me know."

Or crickets

Don't engage... Although it's really hard not to with them.

My first instinct is crickets or:

Read the school calendar and the parenting time guidelines. It is not my job to navigate this stuff for exshat and certainly not for you.

But teslet is caught in the crossfire - I'm not sure that there is anything you can do to avoid it. Perhaps:

"Please direct your queries to his father. He should be aware Friday is Teslet's first day of break, he can be picked up 2 hours after school is out. Since he's in pre-k, he CAN be picked up earlier than normal on Friday".

Did you tell her she could contact you for this stuff? If so then I would respond giving her the info that is required and would also state that this would be the last time you would interpret this stuff for her.

At what point does not reading/comprehending the schedule become grounds for him to lose access? What does your L say? If there was any chance of it I would seriously go for it. It will either prompt exshat to get a fucking clue OR it will get teslet out of the crossfire and zoo.

Right now you're putting out fires constantly due to his complete and utter incompetence. How on earth are you able to heal and extract yourself from the drama under these conditions? Your choices are continue to keep doing it OR let teslet not be picked up.

How the fuck do you cope with this shit, hun? I want to poke my own eyes out right about now.

I'm literally sitting here grateful for parallel parenting with the sad clown and not this fuckwit. I can't say I'm thrilled about that.

Depending on my mood, sometimes when I have to respond to something irritating and/or stupid I just write: "Huh?"

It says so much and usually makes people rethink their approach.

I'd go with, "Nah, thanks anyway."

P.S. I love Chelsea Handler. Good ones NG, lol.

are you serious? oh, I would DARE the OW to text me with something like that.

Who the fuck is she to ask you any questions?

Don't entertain her bullshit, answer her questions to him and be on stand by if he doesn't pick up your son.

[This message edited by movingforward13 at 8:27 PM, December 18th (Wednesday)]

Did I miss something? Is stripper whore now allowed to pick up Teslet at school?

I had given my phone number to stripper whore and told her that if ever there was an emergency with Teslet while he was in her care AND she couldn't get ahold of ex-shat that she could call me.

Stripper whore is not to pick Teslet up from school. But ya caught what they are trying to do there, didn't ya? Ex-shat has tried so many ways to get her to be allowed to pick him up from school.

It's not going to happen.

FTG.

I decided to go with this response to her:

Stripper whore, I appreciate your concern about safely transporting Teslet. However, Teslet's dad should work out any changes in drop off/pick up times with me.

She's an idiot not worth my time. But more importantly, she's an idiot with no standing in regards to my child.

So, when ex-shat blasts off his text to me with whatever fuckery he pulls out of his ass, I will have the pleasure of referring him to the parenting guidelines. FTG.

Ever since we've gone to the parenting time guidelines, my life has been so much easier...so much less stressful. I had no idea how much dealing with him and the fucking google calendar was wearing me down. (Oh, no more google calendar for him...he's on his own.)

Oh and NG -- how the hell do you find the perfect pics???

Great response, Tesla. Nicely done.

I thought that was a little odd. Trying to circumvent the rules by playing on concern for transporting Teslet in inclement weather.

t/j NG is a master with the pics. I can't even figure out how to put 1 pic on

Great response.

Me ex and I are strictly parenting guidelines. Anything else would require me to talk to the idiot.

Can I just tell you how much I love the nickname, Stripper Whore? lol

Nicely done, Tesla. You are a candidate for sainthood for everything you deal with from those idiots. Congrats on your big f*@k you in court. That was an obvious no brainer, giving the judge credit for having one.

I have to join the chorus of praise for NG also. That's exactly what I was thinking while laughing out loud at those gifs. Perfect choices for every occasion! So funny. Wish I could figure out how to do it. Not that I would be as good as she.

You are my hero Tesla.

She is a certifiable idiot, trying to break through the rules to pick up your son.

Your response was SPOT on.

On a side note, is she attempting to be your BFF. She is so off base. Not happening, she is not in your league.

t/j answer: I am a visual person. There is imagery constantly happening in my mind. I like searching out stuff that matches what's playing in my head. It's fun. Kinda like MST3. I'm glad I can provide a chuckle or two!