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Does this go in f&g if it's NOT funny?

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 knightsbff (original poster member #36853) posted at 2:19 AM on Thursday, May 15th, 2014

Fifty-year-old Texas resident Veronica Rodriguez got more than she bargained for when she switched the light on in her bathroom.

The full story is available at the following link: http://www.theeagle.com/news/local/woman-gets-slithery-surprise-when-she-finds-a--foot/article_5616c20a-4efd-53bf-b78e-87c88473ad8e.html

If that was me you would have to call the coroner. I. Would. Die.

fWW 40s, BH 40s
D-day 27 Aug 2012. Kids 25, 17, 13. 2 dogs.

I edit often to fix stuff ☺️

Profoundly grateful Every. Single. Day. that I am blessed with an H with strength, integrity, and compassion, and that he decided to try.

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LosferWords ( member #30369) posted at 2:21 AM on Thursday, May 15th, 2014

Oh myyyy.... Might have some disagreements on that one (on whether this goes into F&G, that is).

That would scare the... well... at least I'd be in the right place.

[This message edited by LosferWords at 8:26 PM, May 14th (Wednesday)]

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MovingUpward ( member #14866) posted at 2:39 AM on Thursday, May 15th, 2014

I guess the visit to the reptile house in Chicago is a no go.

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jo2love ( member #31528) posted at 2:56 AM on Thursday, May 15th, 2014

This goes in my nightmares.

**rocking back and forth chanting "Fluffy kittens. Keep thinking of fluffy kittens and puppies."**

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 knightsbff (original poster member #36853) posted at 2:58 AM on Thursday, May 15th, 2014

The lady had just bathed her 3 guinea pigs in the bath tub then the snake crawled into the bath tub while she was taking the guinea pigs outside while she cleaned their cage.

fWW 40s, BH 40s
D-day 27 Aug 2012. Kids 25, 17, 13. 2 dogs.

I edit often to fix stuff ☺️

Profoundly grateful Every. Single. Day. that I am blessed with an H with strength, integrity, and compassion, and that he decided to try.

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Waiting4Daylite ( member #36213) posted at 2:59 AM on Thursday, May 15th, 2014

Maybe it's Mr. Slithers!

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 knightsbff (original poster member #36853) posted at 3:00 AM on Thursday, May 15th, 2014

^^^

My how he's grown!

fWW 40s, BH 40s
D-day 27 Aug 2012. Kids 25, 17, 13. 2 dogs.

I edit often to fix stuff ☺️

Profoundly grateful Every. Single. Day. that I am blessed with an H with strength, integrity, and compassion, and that he decided to try.

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HFSSC ( member #33338) posted at 3:17 AM on Thursday, May 15th, 2014

Somebody posted that on my fb feed along with the question, "OMG what would you do???"

I answered, "Well, I damn sure wouldn't need the toilet anymore!"

Me, 56
Him, 48 (JMSSC)
Married 26 years. Reconciled.

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Ascendant ( member #38303) posted at 3:36 AM on Thursday, May 15th, 2014

When my wife and I went to Cancun for our honeymoon, there were iguanas everywhere...that was weird.

But seriously, eff THAT noise. I'd punch that snake in the face.

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Deeply Scared ( Administrator #2) posted at 4:14 AM on Thursday, May 15th, 2014

Maybe it's Mr. Slithers!

And Mr. Slithers is practically that big now!!!!!!

"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." My Mom:)

My tolerance for stupid shit is getting less and less.

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JanetS ( member #2766) posted at 4:18 AM on Thursday, May 15th, 2014

I'm not sure what is scarier, the snake or the green fuzzy toilet seat cover!

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 knightsbff (original poster member #36853) posted at 4:19 AM on Thursday, May 15th, 2014

When DS was about 3 or 4 he was taking a bath in my moms big jacuzzi tub. Way out in the sticks we have septic systems and well water.

He saw something in the drain that he thought was a string kind of waving in the water. It kept growing...

A little snake slithered into the tub with him. The child was screaming and walking on water then streaking through the house dripping and buck naked.

We couldn't get him to take a bath for YEARS. We had to sponge bath him for weeks. And then when he would finally take a shower we would find 10 wash cloths in the bottom of the shower every time. When we asked him why he was using so many wash cloths he would change the subject or avoid the question. When we tried to ration his wash cloths he tearfully admitted he needed at least 10 to stop up the drain so nothing could crawl in the shower with him. Poor baby was probably legit PTSD.

fWW 40s, BH 40s
D-day 27 Aug 2012. Kids 25, 17, 13. 2 dogs.

I edit often to fix stuff ☺️

Profoundly grateful Every. Single. Day. that I am blessed with an H with strength, integrity, and compassion, and that he decided to try.

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nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 4:20 AM on Thursday, May 15th, 2014

You can call me NIK

And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane

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nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 4:22 AM on Thursday, May 15th, 2014

You can call me NIK

And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane

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Unagie ( member #37091) posted at 6:46 AM on Thursday, May 15th, 2014

I was wondering why NIK needed brain bleach.


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gahurts ( member #33699) posted at 1:54 PM on Thursday, May 15th, 2014

I don't turn on the light at night. I'd be screwed!

"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie

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dontknowwhyme ( member #21587) posted at 6:57 PM on Thursday, May 15th, 2014

I would have been building a cage for my new pet.

BS 38
FWW 37 (fireandice)
Married 13 Years - Together 20
D-Day1:Jan 08 (EA OM#1)
D-Day2:8-15-08 (EA/PA OM#2)
DS12, DS9
D-Day3:11-3-10
Divorced 1-27-11
Remember, you don't drown from being thrown in the water. You drown from staying in it.

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Lalagirl ( member #14576) posted at 8:28 PM on Thursday, May 15th, 2014

Holy shit...pun intended!

2025: Me-59 FWH-61 Married 41 years grown daughters- 41 & 37. 1 GS,11yo GD & 9yo GD (DD40); Five grands ages 15 to 8. D-day #1-1/06; D-day #2-3/07 Reconciled! Construction Complete. Astra inclinant, sed non obligant

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TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 8:40 PM on Thursday, May 15th, 2014

It's just her main squeeze ...

"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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