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trying1 (original poster member #40954) posted at 1:05 PM on Saturday, June 3rd, 2017
I planted a garden a few weeks ago (yay me). I looked out and saw some things that needed to be done. I thought, "I need a hoe", and before I could stop myself I thought, "Ex has a ho, I should ask if I could use his".
There has been so little humor about my life in the last few years. just had to share...yes my sense of humor might be a little off.
Me: 43 (BS)
Him:40 (FWH)
Married:13 years
4 kids
DDay 7/27/13
LTA: 3 years
Divorce 5/2016
I.will.survive ( member #34677) posted at 1:19 PM on Saturday, June 3rd, 2017
It's awesome that made you laugh!!
minusone ( member #50175) posted at 1:55 PM on Saturday, June 3rd, 2017
Thanks for the laug
However...if you use that ho... it will contaminate the soil...and there goes your garden.
"I did then what I knew how to do. Now that I know better, I do better". Maya Angelou
trying1 (original poster member #40954) posted at 6:32 PM on Saturday, June 3rd, 2017
However...if you use that ho... it will contaminate the soil...and there goes your garden
ROFL - hadn't thought of it that way. Maybe they could come have their wedding in my back yard on Tuesday, and that shit show might make my grass greener. Then at least their relationship will finally benefit me. Alas - probably not. He would then take credit for the grass in my yard being greener.
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Me: 43 (BS)
Him:40 (FWH)
Married:13 years
4 kids
DDay 7/27/13
LTA: 3 years
Divorce 5/2016
thatbpguy ( member #58540) posted at 7:16 PM on Saturday, June 3rd, 2017
ME: BH Her: WW DDay 1, R; DDay 2, R; DDay 3, I left; Divorced Remarried to a wonderful woman
"There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind." C.S. Lewis
As a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool repeats his folly...
BrokenheartedUK ( member #43520) posted at 9:19 PM on Saturday, June 3rd, 2017
Me: BS
He cheated and then lied. Apparently cheaters lie. Huh. 13 months of false R. Divorced! 8/16 3 teenage kids
"The barn's burnt down
Now
I can see the moon"
-Mizuta Masahide
WornDown ( member #37977) posted at 11:45 PM on Saturday, June 3rd, 2017
"Ex has a ho, I should ask if I could use his".
That's some funny stuff right there!
Me: BH (50); exW (49): Way too many guys to count. Three kids (D, D, S, all >20)Together 25 years, married 18; Divorced (July 2015)
I divorced a narc. Separate everything. NC as much as humanly possible and absolutely no phone calls. - Ch
SallyShrink81 ( member #50219) posted at 12:47 AM on Sunday, June 4th, 2017
My ex and mistress were coworkers at a hardware store. Pretty sure they had jokes about her being his hoe! And being nailed and caulk and vacuous others.
I think I got the last laugh because I'm not with his NPD ass anymore.
"If a woman steals your husband, she might as well steal your shoes too, because one day she'll be walking in them." #karma
FBS now surviving and thriving
2 kiddos born 2011 & 2014
"If a woman steals your husband, she might as well steal your shoes too, because one day she'll be walking in them." #karma
Sad in AZ ( member #24239) posted at 7:56 AM on Sunday, June 4th, 2017
This has nothing to do with infidelity.
Years ago, the X, DS and I went camping at a national monument with my cousin, her husband and daughter. At night, the rangers gave presentations in an amphitheater.
The night we were there, they had a fire jumper give a presentation (wildland firefighter). The firefigher explained that her tool was the hoe, and the forest service provided a 'pimp' to carry the tool for her.
It was a rather harrowing presentation, and at the end, she had a little girl from the audience come up and get dressed in the gear that the firefighter used. The poor kid almost collapsed from the weight of the equipment, and my cousin yelled out, "Get her a pimp!" We both laughed so hard, we fell off our benches. We almost got thrown out of the park 
You are important and you matter. Your feelings matter. Your voice matters. Your story matters. Your life matters. Always.
Me: FBS (no longer betrayed nor a spouse)-63
D-day: 2007 (two years before finding SI)
S: 6/2010; D: 3/2011
lilies21 ( member #35833) posted at 2:12 PM on Monday, June 5th, 2017
Me: BS, 30s.
One son.
Many D-Days for excessive porn, Craigslist ads, and EAs/PAs.
Happily divorced since September 2015.
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