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 latebloomer45 (original poster member #18021) posted at 8:59 PM on Monday, February 19th, 2018

Because I just read a flight made an emergency landing due to excessive farting by a passenger......

Me: BS 56
Him: FWS 58
Married 32 years
Son-26 Daughter (Who Came out as trans, so now Son)-23,
D-Day #1 12/11/2007
D-Day #2 5/23/2008 fucking trickle truth!
Whatever Threnody said, I concur.

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ZenMumWalking ( member #25341) posted at 9:24 PM on Monday, February 19th, 2018

OMG!!!!

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3 DS: 26, 25, 22
M: 30+ (19 1/2 at Dday)
Dday: Dec 2008
Wanted R, not gonna happen (in permanent S)
Used to be DeadMumWalking, doing better now

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Notthevictem ( member #44389) posted at 8:52 PM on Tuesday, February 20th, 2018

.......I wish I made the news like that.

<sigh>

How could I let someone beat me to it???

I can't let this slide.

There will be war. Fart war.

BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer

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 latebloomer45 (original poster member #18021) posted at 10:49 PM on Tuesday, February 20th, 2018

That's it. I'm giving up flying....

Me: BS 56
Him: FWS 58
Married 32 years
Son-26 Daughter (Who Came out as trans, so now Son)-23,
D-Day #1 12/11/2007
D-Day #2 5/23/2008 fucking trickle truth!
Whatever Threnody said, I concur.

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WhatsRight ( member #35417) posted at 2:25 AM on Wednesday, February 21st, 2018

This is a joke, right?

Just how much farting is considered "excessive"?

We're they worried about an explosion???

"Noone can make you feel inferior without your concent." Eleanor Roosevelt

I will not be vanquished. Rose Kennedy

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Trying2Survive1 ( member #40022) posted at 3:46 AM on Wednesday, February 21st, 2018

Madhatters, M 37yrs, many DDays
Both 60's, he now has stage 4 bladder cancer and in remission.
We're in solid R, there is hope!
Stop right there: I already don’t give a fuck ~ ty Greeneyesbluezy

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 latebloomer45 (original poster member #18021) posted at 1:20 PM on Wednesday, February 21st, 2018

WhatsRight:

You can Google it. Transavia Airlines (Not in the US) One guy asked another guy to stop farting. He wouldn't (couldn't)? They started fighting. It was the fight that caused the emergency landing, not the farting.

I found a YouTube video that explained WHY we fart more in the plane. (Air pressure).

Fun reading as I fly back to Germany tomorrow...

Me: BS 56
Him: FWS 58
Married 32 years
Son-26 Daughter (Who Came out as trans, so now Son)-23,
D-Day #1 12/11/2007
D-Day #2 5/23/2008 fucking trickle truth!
Whatever Threnody said, I concur.

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Notthevictem ( member #44389) posted at 11:12 PM on Wednesday, February 21st, 2018

Oh, it landed because of fighting? That's too bad.... now I can still be the first!!!

Mwahahahahahahajajaj!!!!!!

BH
DDAY Mar 2014
Widowed 2022 - breast cancer

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Skan ( member #35812) posted at 11:52 PM on Wednesday, February 21st, 2018

Oh gawd, TELL me about gas pressure when flying! I honestly have to go to the bathroom about 2x as much as a Woman of a Certain Age has to go anyway, when I'm in an airplane! Oy!

Imagine a ship trying to set sail while towing an anchor. Cutting free is not a gift to the anchor. You must release that burden, not because the anchor is worthy, but because the ship is.

D-Day, June 10, 2012


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 latebloomer45 (original poster member #18021) posted at 12:09 AM on Thursday, February 22nd, 2018

So strange...I always feel bloated but not gassy.

On the trip FROM Germany I ate no meat and drank tons of water. Helped a lot.

Me: BS 56
Him: FWS 58
Married 32 years
Son-26 Daughter (Who Came out as trans, so now Son)-23,
D-Day #1 12/11/2007
D-Day #2 5/23/2008 fucking trickle truth!
Whatever Threnody said, I concur.

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