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Snapdragon ( member #4286) posted at 10:17 PM on Wednesday, July 11th, 2012
My first love and I referred to these parts as "puppy" and "kitty". Altogether now.... Awwwwwwww..... 
Divorced - recovered and hoping to help.
"We're not broken, just bent, and we can learn to love again" ~Pink
Rebreather ( member #30817) posted at 10:17 PM on Wednesday, July 11th, 2012
My son has referred to his boys as his "crackers" since he was just little. No idea where that came from. He also called his penis is "winkah." Used in a sentence upon waking: "wook mom! my winkah could weach all the way to China!"
The size exaggeration starts very, very young.
Me BS
Him WH
2 ddays in '07
Rec'd.
"The cure for the pain, is the pain." -Rumi
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 10:26 PM on Wednesday, July 11th, 2012
In Ireland: Quem (kwem)
In the Philippines: Puki or Pukengkay
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 10:34 PM on Wednesday, July 11th, 2012
In our house, the general term for privates, irrespective of gender, is "basagna." As in, "she hit him right in the basagna!"
I could no more tell you why than I could sprout wings and fly. 
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
Sad in AZ ( member #24239) posted at 10:47 PM on Wednesday, July 11th, 2012
OK I forgot about DS; he used to call it his 'pecker', for instance when he yelled out in McDonalds, "My pecker is tickling me!" 
You are important and you matter. Your feelings matter. Your voice matters. Your story matters. Your life matters. Always.
Me: FBS (no longer betrayed nor a spouse)-63
D-day: 2007 (two years before finding SI)
S: 6/2010; D: 3/2011
wishingitwasnt ( member #20380) posted at 2:36 AM on Thursday, July 12th, 2012
Why am I telling this?
My first girlfriend called her's her "woozle".
lux444 ( member #30527) posted at 5:07 PM on Thursday, July 12th, 2012
Cheat On A Good Woman and Karma Will Make Sure You End Up With The Bitch You Deserve!
coastofsomewhere ( member #3624) posted at 5:21 PM on Thursday, July 12th, 2012
Tooty for girls...winky for boys.
My dd says "my girl"....I just think that is so cute for some reason.
wildbananas ( member #10552) posted at 5:24 PM on Thursday, July 12th, 2012
My son called his penut, even though I repeatedly said, it is called penis.
Same here. And what was really awesome was the way he had a complete meltdown when I offered him peanut M&Ms when he was about 3. I'd never seen him so panicky before!
True story. He's probably scarred for life.
Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan
itainteasy ( member #31094) posted at 5:34 PM on Thursday, July 12th, 2012
My F's best friend's wife calls her a "chicken".
I have heard her tell her H "I have to go the chicken doctor on Friday"
Chicken.
Fighting2Survive ( member #28410) posted at 5:46 PM on Thursday, July 12th, 2012
My Southern friend talks about "hoo-hoo's" and "loosey(s)" (maybe that's supposed to be "Lucy(s)"?)
Yes, it's Lucy. And both those terms are common where I'm from.
A very long time ago, DH named his "Fred."
Don't ask... 
[This message edited by Fighting2Survive at 12:24 PM, July 12th (Thursday)]
Me: BW, 40.......Him: FWH, 40
D-day: 3-22-10
DS1: 11, DS2: crawling
Status: R going well
"When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you know it is healed." - Iyanla Vanzant, Broken Pieces
wifehad5 ( Administrator #15162) posted at 5:51 PM on Thursday, July 12th, 2012
FBH - 52 FWW - 53 (BrokenRoad)2 kids 17 & 22The people you do your life with shape the life you live
TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 5:56 PM on Thursday, July 12th, 2012
"Clam"???
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
click4it ( member #209) posted at 5:57 PM on Thursday, July 12th, 2012
Just "down there" is the word of choice.
Me: 45
Two boys: 20 and 17
Divorced 12-13-05
d-day 10-02-01
Laughter will cure life's ills. Have you had your laugh today?
Threnody ( member #1558) posted at 6:23 PM on Thursday, July 12th, 2012
TR, if mine had a tongue, I'd never leave the house.
Fact.
“If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Great love requires determination." ~ tryingtwo
"Don't try to win over the haters, you're not the jackass whisperer." ~ Brene Brown
TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 6:26 PM on Thursday, July 12th, 2012
That's not a tongue, it's a foot
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 7:25 PM on Thursday, July 12th, 2012
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
veritas ( member #3525) posted at 7:37 PM on Thursday, July 12th, 2012
TR, if mine had a tongue, I'd never leave the house.
Fact.
That's not a tongue, it's a foot.
A foot you say? 
There's a stripper in the Atlanta area for whom anatomy makes the tongue thing highly probable. Google "atlanta male stripper parks."
*he has a most apt name*
Actions unmask what words disguise.
Love many; trust few; and always paddle your own canoe.
When you win, you teach; when you lose, you learn.
TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 8:15 PM on Thursday, July 12th, 2012
Google "atlanta male stripper parks."
Not.in.100 million.years am I going to Google that!
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
veritas ( member #3525) posted at 8:17 PM on Thursday, July 12th, 2012
Actions unmask what words disguise.
Love many; trust few; and always paddle your own canoe.
When you win, you teach; when you lose, you learn.
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