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wincing_at_light ( member #14393) posted at 1:53 AM on Tuesday, September 3rd, 2013
I can't believe you passed up a perfect opportunity to mutter, "It puts the lotion on its skin" and then taking a photo with your cell phone as you backed away from the counter.
You can't beat the Axis if you get VD
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 1:56 AM on Tuesday, September 3rd, 2013
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
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metamorphisis ( member #12041) posted at 3:03 AM on Tuesday, September 3rd, 2013
"her personal scent" that's mass-produced and sold all over the world? What. Ever."
EXACTLY!!!
Wouldn't want to steal your personal scent cashier lady. It would rob her of the uniqueness that is reserved for hundreds of thousands of other people who go to the mall. 
Go softly my sweet friend. You will always be a part of who I am.
painpaingoaway (original poster member #27196) posted at 3:22 AM on Tuesday, September 3rd, 2013
I can't believe you passed up a perfect opportunity to mutter, "It puts the lotion on its skin" and then taking a photo with your cell phone as you backed away from the counter.
"Good evening" WAL.
D-Day June 2009
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk
Jrazz ( member #31349) posted at 3:56 AM on Tuesday, September 3rd, 2013
Ahhh, just when I think I'm funny - WAL shows up and blows us all out of the water. 
"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." - Deeply Scared's mom
painpaingoaway (original poster member #27196) posted at 1:36 PM on Tuesday, September 3rd, 2013
You were funny jrazz!
Oooh girl, better look out. I'm going to steal your smell then somebody is gonna steal it from me and pretty soon we'll alllllllll smelllllllllllll the saaaaaaaaaame and then NOBODY will smell "good" ever again!!! MWAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!
I thought that was funny as hell! 
[This message edited by painpaingoaway at 7:37 AM, September 3rd (Tuesday)]
D-Day June 2009
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk
painpaingoaway (original poster member #27196) posted at 1:40 PM on Tuesday, September 3rd, 2013
When other women ask me what I'm wearing, I'm all like "OMG, it's PINK SUGAR by Aquolina, you HAVE TO GET IT!!! Here, let me spray you!!", but I'm a little over enthusiastic like that. My husband says I should be in marketing.
I'm like that too, lol. Whenever I have found something I like, I always want to share it with everyone!
D-Day June 2009
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk
Jrazz ( member #31349) posted at 6:17 PM on Tuesday, September 3rd, 2013
Ha ha, thanks ppga. It was more an homage to wincing's trump-card humor that we all look forward to.
You gotta be HELLA funny to be funnier than ME. 
"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." - Deeply Scared's mom
TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 6:35 PM on Tuesday, September 3rd, 2013
Normally if I create a 'personal scent' I try and blame it on someone else ...
Just saying ...
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
painpaingoaway (original poster member #27196) posted at 8:21 PM on Tuesday, September 3rd, 2013
You gotta be HELLA funny to be funnier than ME.
@TR, no 'fart' humor allowed on 'good scents' page. Now go stand in the corner.
D-Day June 2009
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk
TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 8:24 PM on Tuesday, September 3rd, 2013
Nobody said 'fart' but y'all 
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
Nature_Girl ( member #32554) posted at 8:51 PM on Tuesday, September 3rd, 2013
There's a BBW I used to go to that allowed you to mix your own scent, then put it in whatever product you wanted. Am I the only one who's been to that kind of store?
Not that the cashier wasn't rude or anything...
Me = BS
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - DIVORCED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgjyDFfJuU
Holly-Isis ( member #13447) posted at 11:16 PM on Tuesday, September 3rd, 2013
Those of you that are thinking that BBW does customs scents, I've never know them to do so.
I have had a scent mixed at The Body Shop though.
http://www.thebodyshop-usa.com/
"Being in love" first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. *CS Lewis*
metamorphisis ( member #12041) posted at 11:22 PM on Tuesday, September 3rd, 2013
My dd 16 and I were talking about someone being bitchy today and I told her this story. She says you need to make it your life mission to find that scent, and then douse yourself in it to the point that people run and hide, then go into her store daily and say "How do I smell? Does it make you a little mad? I thought so."
But she's a little extreme
Go softly my sweet friend. You will always be a part of who I am.
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