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forlornheart ( member #40726) posted at 7:03 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
I agree it's wicked scary that he's looking at shit like this but answer me this.....does he really think this is gonna work? Is he actually going to spend money on that shit???
Doubly scary!!! Whew!!
Me: 48- BW
Him: 45-WH-chronic cheater, PA and EA
Current Her: Mid to late 30's fatassed, no necked, troglodyte
D Day: August 23, 2013
Separated: August 23, 2013
gonnabe2016 (original poster member #34823) posted at 7:13 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
Is he actually going to spend money on that shit???
uhhhh.....he has purchased *something* from that website -- actually more than one *something*. The module that I pulled the quote from has a 14-day trial that I know that he ordered -- I don't think that he ended up purchasing it at the end of the 14 days -- although he did get to retain access to some of the *freebie* modules that were included.
"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott
In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 7:23 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
uhhhh.....he has purchased *something* from that website -- actually more than one *something*.
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
sisoon ( Moderator #31240) posted at 7:28 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
rushing in to T/J, not to comment...
'caricature of a loser' - now THAT'S an insult to remember. Thanks, Take2.
fBH (me) - on d-day: 66, Married 43, together 45, same sex apDDay - 12/22/2010Recover'd and R'edYou don't have to like your boundaries. You just have to set and enforce them.
forlornheart ( member #40726) posted at 7:48 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
I'm speechless. Was he always this way??
My stbx really has thrown some curve balls at me. I'd almost swear he's not the same person. His 'thing' was joining all the ONS dating sites. POF, Hot Match....crap like that. His been doing that for at least 2 years though I'd guess longer.
Gross bastard!! 
Me: 48- BW
Him: 45-WH-chronic cheater, PA and EA
Current Her: Mid to late 30's fatassed, no necked, troglodyte
D Day: August 23, 2013
Separated: August 23, 2013
Holly-Isis ( member #13447) posted at 7:50 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
Somehow I think your panties won't be getting soaked for someone stupid enough to fall for this. No matter what the ad promises.
"Use these powers for good, not evil. Wield the wang wisely."
Seriously...he's being a disgusting jerk...but a moronic disgusting jerk.
"Being in love" first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. *CS Lewis*
metamorphisis ( member #12041) posted at 7:52 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
You know those absolutely ridiculous and disgusting emails that show up in your junk filter for penile enhancement or local sluts or whatever? I always look at those and think "Who is actually stupid enough to A) open these and B) think they actually work?
Thank you gonnabe.. because now I know who.
Go softly my sweet friend. You will always be a part of who I am.
Nature_Girl ( member #32554) posted at 8:02 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
Oh Sweetie, he's going to use this on YOU! Right? He'll Sham-Pussy you and give you a Sham-Orgasm. Shah-ZAM!!!
Yes?
Me = BS
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - DIVORCED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgjyDFfJuU
SoVerySadNow ( member #36711) posted at 8:06 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
I've started to write a comment several times but this is beyond rational so they seemed lame and I deleted before I posted.
I'm rarely speechless- but this...
How gross and desperate that first line of product description sounds. Some mouth breather setting down some toolbox full of "tools" behind some unsuspecting female of unknown age is what it brings to mind. WTH?! Chlorophyll laced with Spanish fly perhaps? Eeegads! People send in money for this crap too.
Me:BW
Him:WH
D-day(s),after years of TT and Gaslighting was Labor Day Weekend 2012, continuing for a week after. *Dammit! More TT 3/9/13
Really trending toward D- planning about it is my "happy place" now.
gonnabe2016 (original poster member #34823) posted at 8:16 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
So I'm wondering.....shall I officially re-dub him *ShaZam*? 
I always look at those and think "Who is actually stupid enough to A) open these and B) think they actually work?
Yea, meta.....me, too.
"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott
In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.
refuz2bavictim ( member #27176) posted at 8:43 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
bahahahahahahaha bahahahahahaha
ooops maybe it does work as advertised
I'm a little wet.
Bahahahahaha
Oh wait...wrong kind of wet. Sorry 
Nature_Girl ( member #32554) posted at 9:01 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
ooops maybe it does work as advertised
I'm a little wet.
Oh Honey, it's not the same kind of wet.
Me = BS
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - DIVORCED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgjyDFfJuU
gonnabe2016 (original poster member #34823) posted at 9:03 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
Oh wait...wrong kind of wet. Sorry
"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott
In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.
pointofnoreturn ( member #41034) posted at 9:38 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
Why waste money when you can just delude yourself into the red pill theory? Saves you tons of money, and you can still be a misogynist!
thebighurt ( member #34722) posted at 9:50 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
C'mon. Y'all must just be sexual prudes who can't look at sex like an adult!
(Like me! At least according to xpos!).
I'm sure xpos is familiar with that site and shopped there too. He knows about a lot of that stuff. He came into the room one night and turned the TV I had been watching, told me I should do some shopping, then left. It was a sex toy shopping channel.
He often said he believed he had "low T" even after being tested. He just didn't want it enough to suit him! Or that may have been a cover in case I wanted it sometime when he couldn't use another viagra that soon after he had screwed someone else or too many others.
They're both scary guys.
Finding what life could have been....... Why didn't I see it?
hopefulmother ( member #38790) posted at 9:53 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
Well, what can you expect from a man that thinks the love in affairs is real!
You guys are too funny. Seriously..so sorry you have to deal with that, but it really lifted up my trigger day and reminded me of just how ridiculously pathetic our cheating spouses are.
Me-BW 44
WH-44 zugzwang
D-day 9-4-12
Major TT 8-14
Friends since 1993
Married 2004 with 2 children
My wedding band is a symbol of hope, forgiveness, love, and grace.
5454real ( member #37455) posted at 10:01 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
BH 58, WW 49
DS 31(Mine),SD 29,SS 28(Hers),DS 16 Ours, DGS 11, DGD 8, DGS 3
D=Day #1 5/04EA (Rugswept)
D-Day #2 3/10/12, TT til 3/13/12
Married 13yrs
"I have no love for a friend who loves in words alone."
― Sophocle
Nature_Girl ( member #32554) posted at 10:11 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
It was a sex toy shopping channel.
Really? There's a channel for that now?
Me = BS
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - DIVORCED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgjyDFfJuU
LivinginLimbo ( member #35004) posted at 10:11 PM on Saturday, November 9th, 2013
I thought they were all so incredibly irresistible that they had to share their "gift" with others. Are you telling me that they need "assistance" in that department?! I'm stunned.
BS - 65
WH - 63
Married 37 years
D-Day 2/12/12
D-Day 6/1/16 Caught him back online early enough that no physical contact took place but still devastating. This sucks.
jackie89 ( member #38271) posted at 12:17 AM on Sunday, November 10th, 2013
every time you see him with another woman, you're going to have to wonder if this is a product testimonial!
I was thinking the same thing!
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