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loveisareddress ( member #36474) posted at 6:20 AM on Friday, December 13th, 2013
KC and the Sunshine Band
Not Christmassy but need to vent
Drink a little beer
Holler at the wife
Get down tonight
Get down tonight
Fucking alphahotel
Scorched earth-Like Peter the Great, he burns up his own territory in order to gain the upper hand while his own people suffer.
I don't need you to be happy. I just need you to leave me alone when I am.
iwillNOT ( member #40605) posted at 6:36 AM on Friday, December 13th, 2013
Haha these are awesome!
To the tune of Silent Night
Silent night, lovely night,
It's just too calm,
No drama in sight.
Oh wait, what's that, an email from the ho
Trigger city, ready set go!
Merry Christmas to me-ee,
Think I'll kick over the tree...
[This message edited by iwillNOT at 12:39 AM, December 13th (Friday)]
Me: BS, 46
Him: WH, 47
Together 24 years
4 amazing kids
Dday#1 2004, 3 years after EA/PA co-worker MOW
Dday#2 8-6-13, 13 months EA/9months PA with co-worker MOW - caught not confessed
Choosing myself daily and R almost every
SummerStorm21 ( member #41320) posted at 10:19 AM on Friday, December 13th, 2013
Love. It. 
lynnm1947 (original poster member #15300) posted at 1:30 PM on Friday, December 13th, 2013
iwillNOT, love your last line! So much for the "silent" part!
Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!
"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks
gypsybird87 ( member #39193) posted at 8:38 PM on Friday, December 13th, 2013
To the tune of "Blue Christmas"
I'll have a NEW Christmas without you
Won't waste a tear thinking about you
Decorations of red
on a green Christmas tree
That's right, I decorated!
You can't take that from me
When those blue snowflakes start falling
And those blue memories start calling,
You'll be wasting your life
Now that you've lost your wife
And I'll have a NEW, NEW, NEW Christmas!!
Me: Enjoying life
Him: Someone else's problem
Follow your heart, but take your brain with you. ~ Alfred Adler
Letting go of the outcome is about the most empowering thing you can do for yourself. ~ LosferWords
Fireflies ( member #40210) posted at 9:12 PM on Friday, December 13th, 2013
Dedicated to WH - sung to the tune of "let it snow"
Oh the black hole inside me is frightful
And my true self is not so delightful
And since I've got no soul you know
I'll fuck a ho! I'll fuck a ho! I'll fuck a ho!
My selfishness shows no signs of stopping
On ho's mattresses I'll be flopping
My conscience is turned way down low
I'll fuck a ho! I'll fuck a ho! I'll fuck a ho!
My marriage I'll have to rewrite
And the truth I'll just deform
To justify breaking my plight
So with other women I can perform
I've spent so many years lying
Now my wife and kids are goodbying
Because now my wife is in the know
I fucked a ho! I fucked a ho! I fucked a ho!
Me: BS
Him: WS
Go your way,
I'll take the long way 'round,
I'll find my own way down,
As I should.
iwillNOT ( member #40605) posted at 5:05 AM on Saturday, December 14th, 2013
Bumping for more laughs, I need some!
Me: BS, 46
Him: WH, 47
Together 24 years
4 amazing kids
Dday#1 2004, 3 years after EA/PA co-worker MOW
Dday#2 8-6-13, 13 months EA/9months PA with co-worker MOW - caught not confessed
Choosing myself daily and R almost every
Crushed1 ( member #6449) posted at 6:55 AM on Saturday, December 14th, 2013
Fireflies...
~~"You can't run away from yourself"!!! Me to my H when he descended into adultery insanity.
~~Prov.15:13 "By sorrow of the heart the spirit is broken"
~~"The day breaks-your mind aches"
~STRENGTH~PEACE~HOPE~FAITH
katmandude54 ( member #35992) posted at 4:26 PM on Saturday, December 14th, 2013
WW got run over by her AP,
sneaking back to our home Xmas eve
She can claim there was no PA,
but as for me and her STD we believe!
She'd been drinkin' in too much of the fog
And I'd begged her not to go
But she'd been rugsweeping all that evening
So she stumbled out the door into his Ford
When we found her Christmas mornin'
At the scene of the attack
There were tiny dong prints on her forehead
And incriminatin' OM marks on her back
If at first you don't succeed, you're probably screwed.
IrishLass518 ( member #34373) posted at 5:55 PM on Saturday, December 14th, 2013
These are priceless. I love them. When does the 2 CD set come out in stores?
No12, you sir, have a gift.
Me: 46 BS Divorced
Him: 45 Married OW
DDay: 07/04/2008
Divorced: 06/15/2011
5 kids: IrishLass 27,IrishLad 25, IrishLass 23, IrishLad 21 and IrishLad 12
"You can't run from trouble..there ain't no place that far"
WoundedOpus ( member #39521) posted at 9:28 PM on Saturday, December 14th, 2013
These are all AWESOME! Fireflies, just love it
Me: BW 37
Him: WH 38
(DDay: 2/2008)
13 years, 5 kids...Seven years of Limbo
“I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I have just lived the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well." ~ Diane Ackerman
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