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scarednbroken ( member #41961) posted at 12:15 AM on Tuesday, February 18th, 2014
Sorry dbl post
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BS: Me 47 WH: 54 Kids: 17, 19, 21, 32 DD: every yr Ow: tons Status: fed-up. A woman should never invest in a relationship she wouldn't want for her daughter, nor should she allow any man to treat her in a way she would scold her son for
Kuwaited ( member #5491) posted at 3:27 AM on Tuesday, February 18th, 2014
Q: What is the definition of an engineer?
A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way
you don't understand.
Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.
Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer?
A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.
Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane?
A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way.
"For every trip to the vet, there's a car ride.", Satchel Pooch.
"At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost." -- Tad.
"When the bad stuff happens, you walk it off any way you can"
Kuwaited ( member #5491) posted at 3:27 AM on Tuesday, February 18th, 2014
You might be an engineer if....
you take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.
in college you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.
at an air show you know how fast the skydivers are falling.
you can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own handwriting.
you comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.
you see a good design and still have to change it.
you spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring.
you still own a slide rule and know how to use it
your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work.
you've already calculated how much you make per second.
you've tried to repair a $5 radio.
[This message edited by Kuwaited at 9:55 PM, February 17th (Monday)]
"For every trip to the vet, there's a car ride.", Satchel Pooch.
"At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost." -- Tad.
"When the bad stuff happens, you walk it off any way you can"
Kuwaited ( member #5491) posted at 3:29 AM on Tuesday, February 18th, 2014
"For every trip to the vet, there's a car ride.", Satchel Pooch.
"At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost." -- Tad.
"When the bad stuff happens, you walk it off any way you can"
Kuwaited ( member #5491) posted at 3:34 AM on Tuesday, February 18th, 2014
"For every trip to the vet, there's a car ride.", Satchel Pooch.
"At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost." -- Tad.
"When the bad stuff happens, you walk it off any way you can"
Kuwaited ( member #5491) posted at 3:34 AM on Tuesday, February 18th, 2014
"For every trip to the vet, there's a car ride.", Satchel Pooch.
"At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost." -- Tad.
"When the bad stuff happens, you walk it off any way you can"
MovingUpward (original poster member #14866) posted at 1:49 PM on Tuesday, February 18th, 2014
MovingUpward (original poster member #14866) posted at 2:04 PM on Tuesday, February 18th, 2014
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okaynow ( member #13813) posted at 4:40 AM on Thursday, February 20th, 2014
Happy Engineer's Week!
These are great!
Married 18 yrs, together 25+.
D-day: 2/18/07.
1 child
The story doesn't really matter anymore. Time is a great healer. Life is good.
bbee ( member #17840) posted at 10:53 AM on Thursday, February 20th, 2014
And thank you, Kuwaited! I've missed you!
This above all: to thine ownself be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
Hamlet, Act I, Scene 3
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
All's Well That Ends Well, Act I, Scene 1
gahurts ( member #33699) posted at 1:08 PM on Thursday, February 20th, 2014
Welcome to my world
"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi
"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie
gahurts ( member #33699) posted at 1:10 PM on Thursday, February 20th, 2014
[This message edited by gahurts at 7:14 AM, February 20th (Thursday)]
"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi
"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie
gahurts ( member #33699) posted at 1:11 PM on Thursday, February 20th, 2014
"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi
"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie
gahurts ( member #33699) posted at 6:19 PM on Thursday, February 20th, 2014
"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi
"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie
MovingUpward (original poster member #14866) posted at 6:22 PM on Thursday, February 20th, 2014
GA gets head ouchies from Windows Ocho
Ah the things CS majors do to mess with ChemE majors
gahurts ( member #33699) posted at 6:36 PM on Thursday, February 20th, 2014
I liked Windows 7. I don't want apps on my desktop of laptop and I certainly don't want the computer changing programs on a whim - or a swipe of the mouse. And where are the accessories. I can't even find a calculator to do simple calculations.
"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi
"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie
TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 7:15 PM on Thursday, February 20th, 2014
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
BAB61 ( member #41181) posted at 7:37 PM on Thursday, February 20th, 2014
While not an engineer, I can certainly appreciate the humor, lol 
Boss A** B*tch
BS/52 Me, STBXpos/56, dd's 16&14
1st D-day 10/19/2013 EA/PA
2nd D-day 12/7/2013 LTA/Rendezvous
S 12/7/2013 No-fault state, 6 mo S, counting down the days.
Rebreather ( member #30817) posted at 8:44 PM on Thursday, February 20th, 2014
edit. *derp
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Me BS
Him WH
2 ddays in '07
Rec'd.
"The cure for the pain, is the pain." -Rumi
Kuwaited ( member #5491) posted at 2:18 AM on Friday, February 21st, 2014
"For every trip to the vet, there's a car ride.", Satchel Pooch.
"At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost." -- Tad.
"When the bad stuff happens, you walk it off any way you can"
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