I am trying to live a life I can respect myself for. Finally.

Fortune Cookie Wisdom

Pearls of wisdom? Gross generalizations? Nuggets of truth? Silly axioms? Here's a good place for them.

"Just because you can, doesn't mean you should"

"The most difficult question for a person to answer is 'who am I?' and most never bother asking it"

"No matter how great he/she seems, it's a guarantee that someplace, there's somebody sick of putting up with their bullshit"

"No matter what you do in life or what you accomplish, you're still going to die just like everyone else."

"Nobody MAKES you feel anything, nor do they MAKE you respond in a certain manner - that shit is your CHOICE."

"Did you ever think...you pay money to burn gas to go to the grocery store, then spend money to buy food, then spend money to use utilities to cook the food, then spend money to do the dishes...then you spend money to buy soft paper to wipe your ass from the shit made up of the food you cooked? Your turds are hella expensive!"

9 comments posted: Tuesday, April 17th, 2018

Just for fun - Ask me anything

I like to post one of these types of threads every few years just for chuckles.

Ask me anything you want. If I have an answer, I will provide one and it will be truthful. If I do not have an answer, I will either say I cannot answer the question or I will provide a completely outlandish response.

So, what would you like to know?

83 comments posted: Monday, April 2nd, 2018