It's not what you think it is....(No, it is much worse.)
I just got on that dating site to look at the pictures (so I could decide which ones I wanted to f*ck.)
I quit the porn habit, when my friend offered me the magazine, I told him "No, my wife wouldn't appreciate that." (But I really didn't need that mag, since I ordered $400 worth of porn on cable last month.)
I would never send pictures of my privates to others....I realized that someone might recognize me (too late, and now I am a bit worried....)
You are the only one I love (the rest are just for fun....)
I never cheated on you (in my strange warped world, this isn't really considered cheating...)
I knew when I wrote that email to that escort that my email program wasn't working and it would never send....(and thank God you don't know about all the ones that did go thru!)
And, if that hooker did call me back, I was just going to tell her wrong number....(That is why I gave my name, address, and phone number, made a specific time for our "date", and told her to call me within 3 hours....)
Don't insult me, of course you don't need to check for STD's....(because in the fantasy world I live in, only other people get those things....)
I just got on the dating sites because I was bored and curious (and horny, and I really didn't think you would find out.)
[This message edited by NaiveAgain at 7:37 PM, February 11th (Thursday)]
Original WS D-Day July 10, 2008. Kept lying, he is gone.
New WS (2 EA's, no PA) 12-3-13
If you don't like where you are, then change it. You are not a tree.
