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And then, out of nowhere, comes Superman and he lands right next to the boy, who by this time was eating potato chips which had been soaked in vinegar and blessed by a fairy MILF.

Chloe was utterly beguiled for this particular 'Superman' was the brainy jock of her dreams.

(And, he could damn sure mix up a mean Margarita, too. )

so after a quick margarita superman flies off into the sunset leaving chloe to

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fall face first upon the patch of deliciously succulent baby lettuces and feathery radish fronds in Golden Gate Park, but she noticed something else on the ground there...

rabbit droppings.

The boy stood there stunned, and said "Perhaps I should introduce myself, my name is Hugh,................ and I'm a play boy.

and so the play boy rescues chloe from the poo only to

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find out chloe is half man/half goat boy with the girlie name!

....say, "I love bunnies and I think I'm going to dedicate my life to taking pictures of them so everyone can see how wonderful they are....maybe I'll even start a magazine....."

so chloe introduces the play boy to the one eared bunny and

they all lived happily ever afterin a house made of bunny droppings on Wisteria Lane.

And, it was a lovely Queen Ann Victorian made from lavender bunny poo.

Chloe sadly wondered...'could this really be...The End?'

But no then superman appears and hands chloe back his chelo that the pilot of the

F-15 had stolen with the help of all the little forest creatures and the

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...minature man who lived under the pink toadstool and who handed out free tickets to non-existent football games. Everything was eerily quiet until suddenly...

another bunny appeared...

and said What's going on here? So the one eared bunny who couldn't hear just stood there, still in ninja mode no less. The half assed bunny and chloe were too busy still trying to figure out how to use chloe's new bionic hands to learn sign language. The evil canberflutic and the F-15 pilot were sneaking away with chloe's cello while he and the half assed bunny were busy with his new hands. Superman and Catwomen were in a fierce game of dodgeball while K-phantom otherwise know as hugh....playboy was taking pictures. The miniture man, trying to amend on the fake football tickets said come on everyone lets go to todds bar (the one right next to Moe's) and have margaritas and salad. And the moral of this story is????? Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get when you tell stories

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oooh, nape, my favorite!

"Stories" whilst told at the lavender mansion in front of a roaring fire...replete with rabbitry.

Story tyme was interrupted by a loud thumping and who should be found standing by the heavy Georgian front doors, but...

shrek and donkey holding

A Parcheesi game.