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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 10:25 PM on Saturday, March 8th, 2008
Exactly! (*brilliant*)
So to avert further disaster with respect to correctly setting all the cuckoo clocks littering the Black Forest of the Rhine, the bunnies held a huddle-- without Dracula, of course. They invited nape's cowboy, & dreamie's Mountie, to join in as well while BoB set about gathering dinner. 
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 10:29 PM on Saturday, March 8th, 2008
Meanwhile, back in the forest...
Speaking of the third bunny (Dracula), the Fairy MILF had just about had it with the third bunny (Dracula) forever hitting on her and suggesting that the three of them, The Fairy MILF, the third bunny (Dracula) and the third bunnies BB (Besy Buddy) find some time to "spend" together.
Now because she was a Fairy MILF and not a regular MILF, she had some pretty keen powers of clairvoyance. She was pretty perturbed and disturbed that this "BB" that the third bunny (Dracula) kept suggesting that she "meat" (er, meet) was but a prosthetic that was less than "functional" due to it's being "reconstructed/restructured" which led to a strange unnaturalness not unlike what some of the other Fairy MILFs had done to "enhance" their features (our Fairy MILF was all natural, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..........).
All she kept thinking about was that old song from Sweet, "Little Willie". Poor Fairy MILF, what was she to do about this bunny?
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napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 4:31 PM on Sunday, March 9th, 2008
So the Fairy Milf threw some of her magic dust on Dracula bunnie tunging him into a ladybug, baring her soul along with the rest of her natural self she said, It's about dam time someone
take your candle and go light your world
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 5:19 PM on Sunday, March 9th, 2008
Dracula announced he was having an Un-Birthday and that they were all invited. His cake was multi-storied with licorice frosting and what looked to be like suspicious gold sparkles.
The fairy MILF thought it was splendid! 
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
K Phantom ( member #14105) posted at 5:48 PM on Sunday, March 9th, 2008
Me BS
Her WS
Kids 0
Married 15 yrs 02/14/1993
DD#1 3/29/06
DD#2 6/23/07
D 4/15/2008
K Phantom ( member #14105) posted at 5:50 PM on Sunday, March 9th, 2008
They can't afford bread then cake for all.
Me BS
Her WS
Kids 0
Married 15 yrs 02/14/1993
DD#1 3/29/06
DD#2 6/23/07
D 4/15/2008
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 10:06 PM on Sunday, March 9th, 2008
"Ooooie", squealed Chloe. It was such a treat whenever her favorite woodland creature, K Phantom, arrived with cake and goodies. He also helped the assless bunny turn some of the clocks forward which he had a difficult time reaching for because of his, um, er...well you know! 
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 10:49 PM on Sunday, March 9th, 2008
it's about time someone decided to have cake......said the ladybug dracula....
take your candle and go light your world
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 8:45 AM on Monday, March 10th, 2008
As they bedded down for the night and the campfire turned into red coals and embers, all the bunnies tossed and turned unable to sleep due to this ridiculous DST. Chloe stomped her silky rabbit foot and yelled, "I want nature back! I want it to be *Real* like how it USED to be before this awful DST stuff!"
She started to sob...and nape's cowboy put his arm around her tenderly and just held her close so she finally calmed down and was soon blissfully snoring like how only earless bunnies do.
Suddenly...
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~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 9:52 AM on Monday, March 10th, 2008
Kuwaited burst into the camp. You'll never guess what I just saw, he said.
take your candle and go light your world
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 8:57 PM on Monday, March 10th, 2008
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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 11:57 PM on Monday, March 10th, 2008
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 1:09 AM on Tuesday, March 11th, 2008
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napewastewin ( member #15297) posted at 10:32 AM on Tuesday, March 11th, 2008
and was making some strange noises...Do you think it could
take your candle and go light your world
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 5:00 PM on Tuesday, March 11th, 2008
OMG! ya think??! 
glittering, too... 
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 4:01 AM on Wednesday, March 12th, 2008
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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 5:26 AM on Wednesday, March 12th, 2008
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
bobelina ( member #15312) posted at 5:48 AM on Wednesday, March 12th, 2008
"I think......
...that it's from Roswell."
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dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 4:26 PM on Wednesday, March 12th, 2008
Yes! Rosewellian kryptonite from those decaying Martians!
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
dreamlife ( member #8142) posted at 12:11 AM on Thursday, March 13th, 2008
A sudden loud screech was heard and everyone got into kombat wombat mode!
Was Area 51 springing to Life?
The forest ceiling was filled with discs of shiny silverish saucer objects and they resembled CDs of New Order and Patsy Cline and...
~XWH told me what I wanted to hear but he always did whatever he wanted to do~
"He called me a bitch.
I called him an ambulance."
Linda H.)
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