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Dear OL,

I hope to see you on the 1st page tomorrow. Sleep well my friend.

-k

Dear Time Warner Cable,

SUCK IT. I've been getting dropped connections nonstop since Thursday morning. If it wasn't for my iPhone, I wouldn't be able to get a damn thing done. And now you want to send Jimmy Binder-Baby out to go down a checklist and see what's wrong?

What's wrong is your service has sucked, bitten, and blown for the ten years we've used you. What's wrong is your binder jockeys on the phone aren't trained enough to do anything but string paperclips together and then get angry at us when it doesn't fix the problem on our end of the phone. What's wrong is that I've had it UP TO HERE with your overblown rates, sub-par speeds, and abysmal uptimes.

Your dude was supposed to be here today but I only had 3.5 hours of sleep and I knew I'd tear his head off and send it though your front door via catapult, so I canceled. You can thank me now, you confederation of money-grubbing morons. He'll be here Wednesday. You'd better goddamn hope I get a good nights' rest because I'm still not convinced I *won't* go fucking Vandal on you.

Holy shit,

Threnody

Dear Air Canada,

They are steel toed work boots. Yes I am pretty sure that they will set off the friggin scanner every single time. They are dirty and not the most aromatic foot wear ever??? Really?? They have been on my feet for 15 friggin hours. You want me to take them off to scan them then please hold your comments back.

Dear Boss,

The fact that your grown son mooches off you, destroys your stuff and RULES you is no reason to go ape-shit control freak over our department. You project your own faults all over your staff. Your insecurities have created a whole new level of problems. I'm not allowed to disagree with you because it is disrespectful. Yet when my frustration actually shows in the tiniest way I am declared "passive aggressive". Nice.

Ever wonder why no employee stays? It isn't THEM as you are want to believe. It is YOU.

Keep it up and you'll lose the best employee you've ever had. I can survive on un-employment for a while. I'm very frugal!

RETIRE!

Your smiling, agreeable employee.

Dear ATT and LG tech support,

Why does the counterdude from Radioshack know your phones better than you?

In 5 minutes he answered a question that neither reps from your companies could answer in 3 hours.

I must hand it to you, you guys have it down on how to regurgitate the same information in a variety of ways.

A not so satisfied customer

Ria

Dear friend:

You have been my friend for nearly two years, but now you are getting married.

Because of this, our friendship has changed. As BSs of the opposite sex, we both know that the close friendship we had before, even though we never dated, cannot be the same due to the boundaries we need to have in place now.

Even though I think you are totally getting married for the wrong reasons, I respect your decision to do so, and i wish you every happiness.

For this reason, I have scaled back talking to you. Rest assured, when I see you around town, I will tell you hello and be kind, but we can't talk about all that we used to discuss in the past.

Do I miss you horribly? yeah, sometimes i want to talk to you so badly that it hurts. You were as much an intregal part of my day as a commute. We were really close for a while, but this is the right decision.

Good luck to you.