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better4me ( member #30341) posted at 4:56 PM on Saturday, January 8th, 2011
I finally linked to see these yesterday. Now I see what all the commotion is about. LOVE THEM!!! The meatloaf reference is my fav!
DDay 11/17/2010 BW:58
Happily remarried!
miadianna ( member #10516) posted at 8:52 AM on Sunday, January 9th, 2011
TR...I just saw your reply! : 
'how about a little smoochie on the Italian sausage' and she says 'it is only a cocktail weenie' ???
Me: BS 60Son: 34years oldDaughter: 32 years old Divorced 4/10/08XH passed away 6/24/16
miadianna ( member #10516) posted at 8:59 AM on Sunday, January 9th, 2011
I just saw the whisker burn one! Haha...
Me: BS 60Son: 34years oldDaughter: 32 years old Divorced 4/10/08XH passed away 6/24/16
AlmostFree ( member #29556) posted at 1:31 PM on Sunday, January 9th, 2011
I can't get "get off my lawn" out of my head. This will make me giggle all week for sure.
Marzipan, this is truly gold.
Edited cause I can't write coherently this morning. 
[This message edited by AlmostFree at 7:33 AM, January 9th (Sunday)]
Me BW 44, Him STBXAWH 42
DS 10, DD 7
I threw him out 9/2009, D-Day 10/2009
Married 12yrs, Divorcing
When they show you who they are, believe them.
hitbyatruck ( member #23769) posted at 11:53 PM on Sunday, January 9th, 2011
I can't wait for part 12.
Married 1998. 2 kids. First discovery 3/2009. Multiple affairs, porn addiction. one failed attempt at R. Nested for over a year. Divorce final 8/2015. XH is now married. I am engaged!
oceanwaves ( member #29297) posted at 1:17 AM on Monday, January 10th, 2011
OMG- this is my first time seeing these.
I am dying with laughter. These are so so so freaking funny.
“More than anything else, I believe it's our decisions, not the conditions of our lives, that determine our destiny.” -Anthony Robbins
IMARRIEDAJACKYL ( member #30413) posted at 3:22 AM on Monday, January 10th, 2011
Marzipan,
That was awesome. I laughed so hard I almost cried!
"My wife told me to f&*( myself in the ass"
"You will never have to f&*( yourself in the ass while I am around"
Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Too funny.
Well done!!!!!
BS (Me) 40
The Jackyl (Her) 43
Married 12 years
Divorced - March 22, 2011
Son (11)
Daughter (9)
"I still miss her... I guess I just have to improve my aim!"
marzipan (original poster member #28544) posted at 4:33 PM on Monday, January 10th, 2011
Thank you!
And now, for my friends with bunny boilers,
PART 12--CONGRATULATIONS SHMOOPIE
http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
me--Mean Batshit Crazy Pottymouth
him-- Swampy the WH
divorce DONE!!!!
http://soulmateshmoopies.wordpress.com/
PART 16-- "You are Such a Good Mother"
brokeninfl ( member #21896) posted at 6:50 PM on Monday, January 10th, 2011
OMG --
"I'm pregant with twins, with triplets, with quadruplets..."
"I'm having 19 babies...."
LMAO
"I'm having 47tuplets"
"I thought this was a no fault state"...
I'm going to pee myself....
"On the other side of fear lies freedom"
Me - 39 BS
Him - doesn't matter
2 DS
DD 11/08
Divorced.
inconnu ( member #24518) posted at 9:23 PM on Monday, January 10th, 2011
There is no joy without gratitude. - Brené Brown
Scorned Volcano ( new member #25345) posted at 10:40 PM on Monday, January 10th, 2011
It has so many of the classic hilarious elements from previous clips.
Is it wrong that I am having a huge girl-crush on Marzipan?
JessicaFL127 ( member #26864) posted at 10:57 PM on Monday, January 10th, 2011
I am having triplets. I mean quintuplets.
The doctor says I am having 19 babies, and that your wife is mean. Best episode ever.
BW,35
divorced for 10 years
Happily remarried to a much better choice.:D
mom to two awesome boys,14 and 13
And now to a beautiful baby girl, 1 <3
"But you said your vows, and you closed the door
On so many men who would have loved you
oceanwaves ( member #29297) posted at 11:28 PM on Monday, January 10th, 2011
bahahha!! I can't get enough of these.
"No fault state" hahhaha!!!! that absolutely kills me.
So man classic lines. You are hilarious.
“More than anything else, I believe it's our decisions, not the conditions of our lives, that determine our destiny.” -Anthony Robbins
Meadhbh ( member #23087) posted at 2:27 AM on Tuesday, January 11th, 2011
"I am having forty-seven-tuplets."
I salute you, Marzipan!
"Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just an idiot in tin foil."
finallyfree ( new member #26344) posted at 6:40 AM on Tuesday, January 11th, 2011
LOL! X's OW who already had one OC DID have twins shortly after our D! She was only five months along at their Jerry Springer wedding but was already "huge" as my son said. X had packed on the pounds, too, his and hers double chins, fat arms and tummies....talk about soulmate schmoopies. I am soooo tempted to send this to him...or at least to one of his sisters :).
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circe ( member #6687) posted at 5:02 PM on Tuesday, January 11th, 2011
Everything I ever let go of has claw marks on it -- Infinite Jest
NeverHadAChance ( member #30103) posted at 9:48 PM on Tuesday, January 11th, 2011
Marzipan... this is genius... pure genius!
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?
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BW, 32 - me
XWH, 32 - him
DDay 10/21/10
False R for 3 weeks
together 10 years, married 4 years
Divorced 8/30/2011
punky ( member #12233) posted at 11:06 PM on Tuesday, January 11th, 2011
13 years later...finally healed. Definitely survived and thrived and you can, too.
wannabenormal ( member #19772) posted at 11:19 PM on Tuesday, January 11th, 2011
TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 10:47 PM on Wednesday, January 12th, 2011
So ... how's the whisker burn healing???
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
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