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nekorb, I'll still take the wheel. Let me get one foot on the gas so we can swap easily when you hop off. Don't want to skip a beat.

I'll give plenty of notice so thwt it's a smooth transition.

In the meantime...lets drive to the New England states for some last minute fall color.

Someone want to make a bonfire? We can roast marshmallows.

Omg I'm boarding the bus within the week

ANNOUNCEMENT:

I will be exiting the bus sometime in the next 2-4 weeks. In order to prevent any service interruptions, I'm suggesting we choose and start on-boarding the new driver now.

StrongHeart was the most recent volunteer to offer to take the wheel, but if there are others that want the position, now that JM is gone, maybe we can have an arm wrestling match in his poker room and the winner gets to drive.

It has been a privilege to drive y'all around a bit, but I'm not going to miss this bus one damn bit when I finally exit.

I will, of course, let you know when I have officially resigned my position.

PLEEEAAAAASE let me do it!!!!! I need something to focus on so I don't DIE of sexual deprivation

nekorb - I am just joining the bus (could've joined last year but here I am). I will miss having you on the bus but very excited to see you stepping off.

Strong Heart, drive baby drive!! I too am dying of sexual deprivation, but expect to be on the bus for a while. We can sing some tunes, do creative movement, anything to keep our minds off you know what!

Well, I've been on the bus for a coupla years.

I'd like to know where I can apply for my Drivers Licence.

As for distraction, how about yoga?

[ETA - damn, that still didn't work, google "Crouching Lady, hidden happiness"]

MOB

[This message edited by MadOldBat at 12:18 PM, November 16th, 2016 (Wednesday)]

StrongHeart - I am officially turning over the job of driver to you.

I am still on the bus, but only until next Friday.

Nekorb, OMG! I am so excited for you I almost can't grab the wheel! Can't wait to hear about it Now...

Where to, my coitus-craving commuters??? Somewhere for a snowy Christmas maybe?

Hey nekorb, I get your seat! Actually I guess I get Strongheart's seat since I'm not sitting behind that wheel!

It's actually been more like 8 months, so I suppose I could have got on a few stops ago.

I'll just stand and hold on to the bar until you disembark. Glad we have a qualified driver to keep this thing rolling.

Do we throw confetti at the next stop?

[This message edited by heartbroken_kk at 9:48 PM, November 30th (Wednesday)]

As far as where to, I do like the idea of snow. Maybe some mountain pass in Colorado? Snowball fight, tobogganing, hot chocolate, maybe a little schnapps?

Where to, my coitus-craving commuters???

OK, boys and girls. I just stumbled across this thread and "The Bus." To be honest, I don't know HOW long I've been riding. Pretty sure for all of 2016. STBXWW and I have been in house separated since at least May, I think? The HB ended October of 2015 and I think the faucet got completely shut sometime thereafter. Apparently, my anger at her sleeping with someone else was just too much? Go figure. D petition will be filed in the next week or so, as I'm meeting with attorney Monday morning to sign the paperwork.

I have to say, I might literally be ready to explode or rupture something. On the TMI front, Miss Michigan just isn't cutting it anymore. The need for simple female companionship borders on taking over my whole existence. I'm too old for bars and was never into that scene all too much anyway. I'm also not the "smoothest player" in the world either. D filed soon. In house separation. Yeah, no one is going to want to come anywhere me. I know there are probably answers above me in this thread, but how the hell do I stop this ride? Short of paying for it?

Those old enough to remember, "Jane?? How do I stop this crazy thing???"

*Ahem* Attention all bus riders, I forgot to mention that I hopped off the bus several months ago (it was not the best experience, probably why I forgot to mention), so unfortunately, I left y'all without a driver (oops). I did put it on autopilot before I stumbled out the door, so hopefully all are safe.

Unfortunately (again) I have once more found my way onto Sexless Street and will be waiting at the bus stop to be picked up around the end of October/beginning of November, if y'all could please swing back around. I'll be looking for some people to commiserate with this winter.

ok, I have to say, I am a little scared to ride the bus. I am in though! Strongheart, take us someplace fun!

Strongheart, take us someplace fun!

She can't! She has to wander Sexless street for a few more months until she reaches 6 months, no sex. Then she can re board.

Alas, we have no driver.

We're cutting edge being driverless. Uber in fact.

Can't believe it's been 1.5 years since my last stop. Blergh. I need chocolate.

Then can we go to Burning Man?

Ok I'm on, let's go someplace fun!

It has been just over 2 years -- 25.5 months to be exact.

And to think I used to consider *4 days* a dry spell

Ok I qualify. I had sex last (SHUDDER) sometime around October 20. Not a good memory.

You know what kills your sex drive? Breastfeeding. I'm so ready to wean this kid but that's a handy side effect right now.

Sometime in the next 2.5 weeks, I will hit the 5 year mark. No end in sight. That's pretty depressing.

I'm stuck waiting for the bus, as it's only been a month. But I'm slogging my way through all 50 pages, because it's quite the thread!