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StillGoing ( member #28571) posted at 7:17 PM on Monday, March 11th, 2013
Hard to catch
Easy to hold
Can't be seen
Unless it's cold
Lucky2HaveMe ( member #13333) posted at 7:20 PM on Monday, March 11th, 2013
Love isn't what you say, it's what you do.
StillGoing ( member #28571) posted at 7:26 PM on Monday, March 11th, 2013
Another one:
Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
eta:
whoops yes, breath.
[This message edited by StillGoing at 1:26 PM, March 11th (Monday)]
Unagie (original poster member #37091) posted at 8:08 PM on Monday, March 11th, 2013
DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 8:31 PM on Monday, March 11th, 2013
What can go up a chimney down but can't come down a chimney up?
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
StillGoing ( member #28571) posted at 9:39 PM on Monday, March 11th, 2013
A broom?
eta:
Those stupid fucking birds that scare the shit out of me when I'm wandering into the living room in the morning to get another cup of coffee and the kids are gone to school and wife is at work and I'm all groggy and not paying attentioCLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG WHAT THE FUCK ITS THOSE GIANT HORNETS AGAIN OMFG IM ONLY WEARING SWEATPANTS AND ONE SLIPPER DOG COME HERE WHAT IS THE NOISE NO DONT RUN INTO THE ROOM HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SHUT THE DOOR WHAT IS CLANGING IN THE FIREPLACE NOW THERES SCREAMING NO NO NO I DONT WANT TO SEE THE ELF ON THE SHELF AGAIN IT TRIED TO oh goddamn bird.
I fucking hate those things. FLY BACK UP THE CHIMNEY ASSHOLE BIRD
sorry.
[This message edited by StillGoing at 3:42 PM, March 11th (Monday)]
DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 10:24 PM on Monday, March 11th, 2013
Not a broom.
My parents have had birds come down their chimney into the wood stove. The cats thought it was great 
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
Lucky2HaveMe ( member #13333) posted at 12:45 PM on Tuesday, March 12th, 2013
Love isn't what you say, it's what you do.
DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 1:18 PM on Tuesday, March 12th, 2013
Lucky2HaveMe. Yep. You are correct
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 1:23 PM on Tuesday, March 12th, 2013
The beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space;
The beginning of every end
And he end of every place.
What am I?
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
Amazonia ( member #32810) posted at 2:14 PM on Tuesday, March 12th, 2013
"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ
DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 5:38 PM on Tuesday, March 12th, 2013
Yep. You're correct
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 6:06 PM on Tuesday, March 12th, 2013
Six men are trying to share one umbrella. Why did none of them get wet?
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
Amazonia ( member #32810) posted at 6:12 PM on Tuesday, March 12th, 2013
It wasn't raining? 
"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ
Unagie (original poster member #37091) posted at 6:35 PM on Tuesday, March 12th, 2013
Until I am measured
I am not known,
Yet how you miss me
When I have flown.
DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 7:04 PM on Tuesday, March 12th, 2013
Amazonia. You're correct
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
StillGoing ( member #28571) posted at 9:14 PM on Tuesday, March 12th, 2013
Unagie (original poster member #37091) posted at 10:24 PM on Tuesday, March 12th, 2013
Yup stillgoing. You're correct
DragnHeart ( member #32122) posted at 4:28 AM on Wednesday, March 13th, 2013
The more of me you take, the more of me you leave behind.
What am I?
Me: BS 46 WH: 37 (BrokenHeart911)Four little dragons. Met 2006. Married 2008. Dday of LTPA with co worker October 19th 2010. Knew about EA with ow1 before that. Now up to PA #5. Serial fucking Cheater.
StillGoing ( member #28571) posted at 5:58 PM on Wednesday, March 13th, 2013
A dump!
eta:
Okay sorry, a road or a trip?
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