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woundedby2 ( member #18522) posted at 1:42 AM on Sunday, April 7th, 2013
In 2010 I divorced the NPD assclown who cheated on me with my best friend.
Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson
tryingagain74 ( member #33698) posted at 1:44 AM on Sunday, April 7th, 2013
FBS; now happily liberated!
Two DS and One DD
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll./I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul.--"Invictus," William Ernest Henley
debbysbaby ( member #32962) posted at 2:23 AM on Sunday, April 7th, 2013
Oh my god. I needed to put on Depends before reading this thread! I bout peed my pants!
[This message edited by debbysbaby at 11:52 PM, April 6th (Saturday)]
-betrayed almost my whole almost 15 yr marriage
-divorced since 2004
tesla (original poster member #34697) posted at 3:08 AM on Sunday, April 7th, 2013
Okay, here we go.
Slight disclaimer, these do hit a little closer to home and probably aren't quite as funny.
Also--you see how I get when I get a little vacation time:)
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
Dreamboat ( member #10506) posted at 3:21 AM on Sunday, April 7th, 2013
And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off
-- Shake It Out, Florence And The Machine
gonnabe2016 ( member #34823) posted at 5:07 AM on Sunday, April 7th, 2013
"Hold my earrings"
I remember that one. That was hilarious!
"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott
In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.
stillstrong ( member #36144) posted at 6:03 AM on Sunday, April 7th, 2013
the potato line is actually coraline's. it was the title to one of her threads. Best thread title ever!
Oh, that's right! It's a great line.
Me BS 47
Him WS 51
DDay LTA Feb 21, 2006
R until DDay 2EA's 1/31/12 ONS 2/5/12 Broken NC 7/12/12
Moved out 9/12
Legally Separated 3/13
SBB ( member #35229) posted at 9:31 AM on Sunday, April 7th, 2013
Correction please: it should be Klassy.
Oh my - my ribs hurt.
I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!
dlmos ( member #36839) posted at 3:06 PM on Sunday, April 7th, 2013
BH (32)
DS - 7, DD - 6
Divorced
Lyonesse ( member #32943) posted at 8:39 PM on Tuesday, April 9th, 2013
Wow. I came late to this thread.
What I should be doing today:
1. Finish conference paper
2. File taxes
3. Write book review
What I am actually doing today:
Have Pregnant Stripper Whore GC made into large poster to mail to OW's workplace.
You made my soul sing with that one, tesla.
edited: Paragraphs. I got 'em.
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solus sto ( member #30989) posted at 9:51 PM on Tuesday, April 9th, 2013
BS-me, 62; X-irrelevant; we’re D & NC. "So much for the past and present. The future is called 'perhaps,' which is the only possible thing to call the future. And the important thing is not to let that scare you." Tennessee Williams
stronggirl72 ( member #37293) posted at 3:33 AM on Wednesday, April 10th, 2013
Thank you so much for the laughs.
Absolutely hilarious.
"Taking the high road, and doing it with class."
DIVORCED!!
NoTriangles ( member #35985) posted at 4:59 AM on Wednesday, April 10th, 2013
(Coming out of exile to LMFAO!!!!)
Ho-Lee Chit, this is funny!!!!! Nice job, T!!!!!
Me: Finding my SunlightHim: Traitor in my FoxholeLet go or get dragged.
purplejacket4 ( member #34262) posted at 5:34 AM on Wednesday, April 10th, 2013
The thread in F&G is directing us to come to D/S to see this thread. OMG this is funny. "High maintenance fuck up"!
I woke the dog up snorting so loud. Tesla keep them coming!
Me: BS 50
Her: FWS 53 (both family med MDs; together 23 years)
OW: who cares (PhD)
Dday: 10/11: 11/11 TT for months; NC 8/12
Limboconsiliationish
"band aids don't fix bullet holes" Taylor Swift
I NEVER mind medical ???
gma56 ( member #19595) posted at 5:43 AM on Wednesday, April 10th, 2013
"High maintenance fuck up
"
I KNOW this one is for FT ! The 74 yr old DUMBASS did in vitro with Twat....he has NEVER seen high maintenance until now !
Thank God for divorce !
These are so funny !
ETA: The Small Chick For a Small Dick works for him too..
Gma
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BW-Divorced
It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. That is priceless.
Getting to Happy ( member #35200) posted at 5:43 AM on Wednesday, April 10th, 2013
OMG!!!
Tesla
Thanks so much for the laughs!
Love ya for it!
WS him
BS me DD's 26, 25' DS 23
dd1 1-1-10, dd2 Mothers Day 2011, dd3 3-12-12 Hawaii trip with ho-worker...
Never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.
Unknown
Nature_Girl ( member #32554) posted at 5:45 AM on Wednesday, April 10th, 2013
Me = BS
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - DIVORCED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgjyDFfJuU
MyReturn2Me ( member #34352) posted at 5:57 AM on Wednesday, April 10th, 2013
Me: BS 51 and Freaking AWESOME!
Him: Who the fuck cares........
gahurts ( member #33699) posted at 2:10 PM on Wednesday, April 10th, 2013
"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi
"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie
EmotionalFool ( member #37362) posted at 3:49 PM on Wednesday, April 10th, 2013
I am curious whats "Hold my earings" ref?? I dont get it.
WW: 28 (ME)
BH: 28 (SI profile: CrappyLife)
D-Day- 15/10/12
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