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 nowiknow23 (original poster member #33226) posted at 2:02 AM on Monday, April 29th, 2013

DD tonight, after watching a wedding...

Wasn't that beautiful, mom? It hit me right in the feels.

You can call me NIK

And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane

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simplydevastated ( member #25001) posted at 2:29 AM on Monday, April 29th, 2013

That's adorable

Me - BS, 40 (I'm not old...I'm vintage)
Two Wonderful children - DS11, DD8
Getting my ducks in a row for divorce... finally (4+ D-Days too many - listed in profile.)

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Blobette ( member #36519) posted at 2:32 AM on Monday, April 29th, 2013

Cute! My DD's classic: Crowded subway, filled with silent commuters. She sneezes loudly. Tells everyone, "Don't worry. I don't sneeze a lot, but I do fart a lot!". Car cracks up.

BS (me): 51
WS: 52
Married: 27 yrs
Kids: 2
OW: Co-worker, 7 yr LTA
DD 8/1/2012, Working on R

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metamorphisis ( member #12041) posted at 4:10 AM on Monday, April 29th, 2013

DS9 complaining that all the girls in his class talk too much. So we ask him what they talk about..

"I don't pay attention.. probably undies".

Yes ds, all girls ever talk about is underwear

Go softly my sweet friend. You will always be a part of who I am.

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Sad in AZ ( member #24239) posted at 11:54 AM on Monday, April 29th, 2013

When DS was 3, I was trying to order our dinner in a crowded fast food restaurant before taking him to the restroom. He yelled out, "But my pecker is tickling me!"

You are important and you matter. Your feelings matter. Your voice matters. Your story matters. Your life matters. Always.

Me: FBS (no longer betrayed nor a spouse)-63
D-day: 2007 (two years before finding SI)
S: 6/2010; D: 3/2011

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 nowiknow23 (original poster member #33226) posted at 1:21 PM on Monday, April 29th, 2013

You can call me NIK

And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane

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lynnm1947 ( member #15300) posted at 3:01 PM on Monday, April 29th, 2013

That's adorable, NIK. And the pecker........

On the weekend, my 3-year-old GD listened to her Dad gripe about all the toys on the floor, put her hand on her hip and said, "Dad, why don't you just chill out?"

Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks

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LastChanceLarry ( member #37322) posted at 3:29 PM on Monday, April 29th, 2013

Just last night i was preparing dinner with DS2 and i went into the other room to turn on some music. As soon as it starts i head DS call from the other room, "Rock out, Daddy!"

Also, a few months ago we were at a restaurant called "Bugaboo Creek" which has all sorts of animatronic animals and things on the walls. We were watching a giant talking moose head and asking DS about it. When WXGF asked what was on the moose's head, completely expecting the answer "horns", instead we get the reply, "It's.. umm. it's a PENIS!" We both just cracked up at that. He's very eloquent for a 2YO

~Larry

D-Day: 8/27/12
Me: BBF (29)
WXGF: Confused26 (27) EA/PA with xBF, lasted almost a year. TT, blameshifting, gaslighting, & broken NC for 10 months.
DS: 3
Together 5 years

3+ years later and I am doing great! Hell of a ride but well worth it.

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StillGoing ( member #28571) posted at 9:15 PM on Monday, April 29th, 2013

The other day while he was playing with his toys, I heard our 6 year old yell "YOU HAVE BETRAYED THE LAWS OF PHYSICS!" and then there was a crash. I didn't bother investigating the crash because I was too busy texting g_r the awesome thing he had just yelled. I still dunno what he broke but it couldn't have been too important, nothing caught fire.

Tempus Fuckit.

- Ricky

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gettherefromhere ( member #22932) posted at 9:29 PM on Monday, April 29th, 2013

My 5 year old grand daughter took a hard tumble on the sidewalk yesterday. While walking to the house to get a bandaid (even though no blood was spilled) she told me, "grandma, it's hard work to be a kid."

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areyoukidding ( member #30528) posted at 3:27 AM on Tuesday, April 30th, 2013

Love all these precious quotes!

While visiting with my brother and sister-in-law one evening, we got into a discussion about music and our favorite songs. My 4 year old nephew was close by so I asked him what his favorite song was. He gave it some thought and answered very matter-of-factly "Auntie, my favorite song is Le Grange by ZZ Top." Surprised at his answer, I started to giggle because I was expecting some sort of Barney or Sesame Street reference. He looked at me very seriously, almost incensed that I was laughing and said "Auntie, I've liked it for a long time!"

One of the happiest moments in life is when you find the courage to let go of what you can't change.

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silverhopes ( member #32753) posted at 3:40 AM on Tuesday, April 30th, 2013

Aut viam inveniam aut faciam.

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KBeguile ( member #38348) posted at 4:01 AM on Tuesday, April 30th, 2013

The one I remember best is,

"Daddy, I'm allergic to everything green except green beans."

Me: WS 34
Her: BS 37 (HeartInADustpan)
DS: 7yo
M: 9 years
DDays: 2012/11/14-2013/02/05, 2013/03/09, 2016/02/19

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HeartInADustpan ( member #38341) posted at 4:06 AM on Tuesday, April 30th, 2013

Mine...

Me: DS, why are you naked??

DS: Because I took my clothes off. [insert "duh" look]

Just call me Heart. :)
Reconciling
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything" ~Mark Twain

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PanicAttack53 ( member #34195) posted at 5:09 AM on Tuesday, April 30th, 2013

My DD when she was about six...

We're in a convenient store and a BIG biker guy is in front of us in line buying a bunch of sausage sticks. DD looks up at him and says... "Hey mister, my dog eats those things!"

Thought I was in for a beating after that one.

Me-BH Her-XWW | B/ 59 on D-day (11/17/11) | D final on 10/1/13 I'm Lovin' life again!
Rest of the story really doesn't matter any more.
“Realize deeply that the present moment is all you have.” ― Eckhart Tolle

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silverhopes ( member #32753) posted at 6:35 AM on Tuesday, April 30th, 2013

My son doesn't speak in complete sentences yet. So for most of the night we've been playing and he's been saying repeatedly: "More sillies?"

Aut viam inveniam aut faciam.

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NotDefeatedYet ( member #33642) posted at 6:49 AM on Tuesday, April 30th, 2013

My kids pestered me to know what the blue jellyfish was for that lit up on the dash gauges of my car.

High beams. Now, everyone go find your blue jellyfish.

"It's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart."

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SBB ( member #35229) posted at 3:54 PM on Tuesday, April 30th, 2013

Wasn't that beautiful, mom? It hit me right in the feels.

Love.

DD1 then just over 3: "Mummy, I love your head off."

DD2 then just over 2: "I spy with my little eye something beginning with.... Elephant!".

She was making a joke - it still cracks me up.

I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

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