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Just Duct Tape My Mouth...Wouldya?

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Bebba1171 ( member #33857) posted at 9:36 PM on Tuesday, May 7th, 2013

That is absolutely hilarious!

No way I would want to duct tape your mouth if you come up with good blunders like that!

Keep it going girl!

Divorced by Interlocutory decree in May 2012. WW had an affair with a 66 yo doctor she worked for.
D-Day Sept 16. 2011.
BH- 54Me) / XWW 52
Two great kids that don't deserve this!

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k94ever ( member #11176) posted at 2:09 PM on Wednesday, May 8th, 2013

Laughing so hard it's scaring my dogs

k9

BS:61
WS: 53
Betrayed: 24 years
Affairs: 15 (2 lasted 3 months. Rest were ONS)
WS died: 16 May 2011
Do not stay in your hurt forever. Choose to move out of it.

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CharlieFoxtrot ( member #38010) posted at 8:13 PM on Wednesday, May 8th, 2013

I vote NO duct tape, ever!!

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.

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Sad in AZ ( member #24239) posted at 1:37 AM on Thursday, May 9th, 2013

Slip of the lip...riiiiiight...

You are important and you matter. Your feelings matter. Your voice matters. Your story matters. Your life matters. Always.

Me: FBS (no longer betrayed nor a spouse)-63
D-day: 2007 (two years before finding SI)
S: 6/2010; D: 3/2011

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Kajem ( member #36134) posted at 2:46 AM on Thursday, May 9th, 2013

This is something I would say... and then

I trust you is a better compliment than I love you, because you may not trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust. - UnknownRelationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.

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tabitha95 ( member #22033) posted at 6:47 AM on Thursday, May 9th, 2013

Oh, I love those moments!!! You and my friend in a room would be awesome!!

My favorite is when she asked her neighbor to come over and check to see if her hamburger meat had spoiled. He ended up cleaning up her hedge while he was there. She said "I just wanted you to come over and smell my meat, not trim my bush".

BW (me) - 45
DS 14, DS 11
D-Day#1: Oct 30, 2008
D-Day#2: June 3, 2011 (same MOW) Separation: June 3, 2011
Divorce finalized: Feb 2012 (due to 6 month waiting period).

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woundedby2 ( member #18522) posted at 7:18 AM on Thursday, May 9th, 2013

In 2010 I divorced the NPD assclown who cheated on me with my best friend.

Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson

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wannabenormal ( member #19772) posted at 3:03 AM on Friday, May 10th, 2013

Ha ha! That is too funny!



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