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Bravenewgirl (original poster member #36267) posted at 11:12 AM on Friday, June 21st, 2013
So, come to find out that OW used to sniff WH's dong before she went down on him. She thought she was being subtle, but he noticed. She was checking to see if it smelled, like, ummm..you know..me. He had told her we were in a sexless marriage.
How crazy is it that OW was checking to see if her MARRIED BOYFRIEND was cheating on her!? The mind reels.
Poor widdle WH had to wash his junk twice in one day sometimes.
Don't come around here no more
-Tom Petty
41andthankful ( member #38650) posted at 12:06 PM on Friday, June 21st, 2013
I'm sorry, you made me spit my coffee out! What is wrong with people? I have learned more than I ever cared to being on si. Happy Friday to you.
wifeno2 ( member #31529) posted at 12:13 PM on Friday, June 21st, 2013
Well, at least she wasn't buying his Bulls*#t.
Me-BW (45)
Him-WS (42)
DS 19 (prior relationship)
DS-8
DDay #1- 10/22/2010 EA/PA with MOW coworker
Dday#2:11/17/2010 beginning secret emails with potential OW#2
DDay #3 11/22/2010 still seeing OW#1
Too many DD's to count: Now up to OW #6.
makes me mad ( member #32125) posted at 12:21 PM on Friday, June 21st, 2013
I feel sick now, urghhhhh yuk
Pudding ( member #37168) posted at 12:29 PM on Friday, June 21st, 2013
sorry this made me laugh out loud, wtf???
huRtZ413 ( member #39214) posted at 12:43 PM on Friday, June 21st, 2013
yeah ok a husband isnt screwing his wife 
she knew but she didnt care. those ppl are ok getting crumbs. 
me_BW
him_WH
I'M ON THE FENCE
TheRealDeal ( member #39560) posted at 12:44 PM on Friday, June 21st, 2013
I'm sorry because I know this probably isn't quite the reaction I should have considering the situation, but I'm ROFLMAO with tears streaming down my face.
that tidbit of info and envisioning something similar happening to my xSO made me smile on friday morning
Me (BS): 47 him (Xws): 55
together 18 years
DDay1, DDay2, Dday 3: March - June 2013
Dday4 + June 2015 through January 2016
Status: done I called it quits 1-6-2016
The hardest part of letting go is realizing there wasn't much left to hold on to
makes me mad ( member #32125) posted at 12:46 PM on Friday, June 21st, 2013
Don't know about all right getting crumbs, seem to be all right getting sloppy seconds!
If she wanted to sniff weiners she should have bought a jar of tiny sausages, that would keep her going for a while
curiouswiz ( member #34405) posted at 12:46 PM on Friday, June 21st, 2013
This is hilarious BNG!!! F'n hilarious! I'll bet he was insulted! HA! 
Why do they even tell us this crap?
Too funny...stuck in my head now. Shaking it loose, maybe it will hide somewhere in the darkest recesses of my mind...ahaahhaahahaaa
Bravenewgirl (original poster member #36267) posted at 1:24 PM on Friday, June 21st, 2013
Oh please laugh! I did.
If you don't laugh at this shit you will cry.
If I had known, I would have soaked his junk in canned tuna water while he was sleeping. Smell that fish dong OW....SMELL IT.
What a stupid bitch. I mean really.
Don't come around here no more
-Tom Petty
NoTriangles ( member #35985) posted at 1:42 PM on Friday, June 21st, 2013
LOFL!!
I read the subject and started laughing. Then I saw the poster and laughed even harder because, of course, this topic HAD to be yours, right, Brave????
Thanks for your post. I did not know that the Canadian Hippie Chimp sniffed weenies. Apparently, I missed that episode of Animal Planet!
Smell that fish dong OW....SMELL IT.
Oh My Gosh, my cheeks hurt I am laughing so hard!!!
Me: Finding my SunlightHim: Traitor in my FoxholeLet go or get dragged.
HFSSC ( member #33338) posted at 2:11 PM on Friday, June 21st, 2013
Too funny...stuck in my head now. Shaking it loose
Heh heh heh..... You said "shaking it". Heh heh heh.
Me, 56
Him, 48 (JMSSC)
Married 26 years. Reconciled.
Ostrich80 ( member #34827) posted at 2:37 PM on Friday, June 21st, 2013
Funny and gross at the same time. So was that her green light ...her indicator that it was fine to continue on? What a freaky link. Thanks for the giggle.
BS..me
WS..him
Been with him over half my life
4kid
DD1 10-01-09 DD2 02-12-12 discovered it never ended
OW..nothing special. Just your average skank
Status..#$%@????
mike7 ( member #38603) posted at 2:44 PM on Friday, June 21st, 2013
BH 60
WW 58
Two grown kids
DDay 1/15/2013
Bigger ( Attaché #8354) posted at 2:45 PM on Friday, June 21st, 2013
Why are you surprised? That's what bithces do!
"If, therefore, any be unhappy, let him remember that he is unhappy by reason of himself alone." Epictetus
TrustGone ( member #36654) posted at 2:48 PM on Friday, June 21st, 2013
XWH#2-No longer my monkey Divorced 8/15, Now married to a wonderful man.
"A person is either an asset or a lesson"
"Changing who you are with does not change who you are"
FaithFool ( member #20150) posted at 2:48 PM on Friday, June 21st, 2013
Canadian Hippie Chimp
Oh right, blame Canada...
DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire
Kelany ( member #34755) posted at 2:51 PM on Friday, June 21st, 2013
My husband smelled off once. After Dday, I realized why. Made me sick.
BS - Me
SA/FWH Him
DDay 1 - Jul 11
DDay 2 - Jul 12
R Dec 12
Former 80s Icon wishful thinking
NeverAgain2013 ( member #38121) posted at 2:56 PM on Friday, June 21st, 2013
If I had known, I would have soaked his junk in canned tuna water while he was sleeping. Smell that fish dong OW....SMELL IT.
Hell - if you had known, you could have 'helped' him wash his junk..in a meat grinder.
Be careful - that 'knight in shining armor' may very well be nothing more than an assclown wrapped in tin foil.
ME: 50+ years old and cute as a button :-)
Ex-WBF: Just a lying, cheating, gravy-sucking pig - and I left him in 2012.
SisterMilkshake ( member #30024) posted at 3:03 PM on Friday, June 21st, 2013
Smell that fish dong OW....SMELL IT.
For some reason I now have the Canadian National Anthem going through my head.
BW (me) & FWH both over half a century; married several decades; children
d-day 3/10; LTA (7 years?)
"Oh, why do my actions have consequences?" ~ Homer Simpson
"She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak." ~ Homer Simpson
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