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dmari ( member #37215) posted at 10:26 PM on Sunday, June 23rd, 2013
Oh boy ... that was my super power too!! 
In the beginning, I would feel guilty but now I'm like ... eh, whatevs!
Vulcanized ( member #33523) posted at 10:53 PM on Sunday, June 23rd, 2013
Yeah, I magically made him fuck OW in my bed while I was at work.
As for the suicide, I got "I'm going to and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT!!!"
And he stomped off like a 5 year old, too. 
Me: fBW/MH 40s
3.26.13: Liberation day: D'd the whiny turd after being saddled with a serial cheating, NPD, jitbag 10 years too long
Now:-----> Everything is as it should be
Take2 ( member #23890) posted at 11:21 PM on Sunday, June 23rd, 2013
Well, I for one, have know that you have a super power, for quite a while now!!
Though I would have bet money your super power was in the realm of restraint from committing murder. Guess the fact that he is still breathing proves us both right! You could have made him commit suicide but you didn't! 
He's really a moron! 
"We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us." Joseph Campbell...So, If fear was not a factor - what would you do?
npain ( member #33539) posted at 2:40 AM on Monday, June 24th, 2013
Take 2, I think you are so correct on that one...the fact that we haven't committed murder yet speaks to some serious super powers.
Yet to hear what we are capable of from the X's we should be able to get fire to rain down from the sky and turn water into blood by now, ya think!
S, Filed 4/17/14--YAY, ME!!
Holly-Isis ( member #13447) posted at 2:55 AM on Monday, June 24th, 2013
Are you sure he didn't say stupidcide?
You know, the scenario where someone previously assumed to be sane crawls into the germy lap of a stripperwhore, steals a dog and knocks her up...the stripper, not the dog. He could tell them apart by smell because one bathed more often.
Apparently the result of stupidcide is having to work two jobs to support strippermama in the lifestyle she is accustomed to (tube tops and velour children's pantsuits don't come cheap), live in a zoo and continue stupidcide by opening your mouth about your XBW.
"Being in love" first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. *CS Lewis*
numbandnauseous ( member #34525) posted at 6:22 AM on Monday, June 24th, 2013
BS (me) - 50
WH - 58, EA with HS GF x 2, now deceased
M: 15 years, T: 20, divorced
2 teenage children
DDay#1 - Christmas 2011 (OW#1)
Confronted - 4/6/12
DDay#2 - July 9, 2012 (OW#2)
He is an SA (Oct 2012)
debbysbaby ( member #32962) posted at 7:01 AM on Monday, June 24th, 2013
I nee to borrow your super power. 
-betrayed almost my whole almost 15 yr marriage
-divorced since 2004
Ashland13 ( member #38378) posted at 2:31 AM on Wednesday, June 26th, 2013
I can cause panic and worry that I will cause panic.
The antidote? Don't tell the wife the problem, let her find out herself and then BAM! make a small problem bigger.
Perverted Happy Pants told me it was my emotions. He can't stand to see people cry.
Well, he also said OW throws fits at him. This is going to be different why?
Ashland 13
A person is a person, no matter how small. -Dr. Suess
Perserverance and spirit have done wonders in all ages.
-George Washington
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