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Divorce/Separation :
My friends' anniversaries and The Onion

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 heartbroken_kk (original poster member #22722) posted at 7:37 AM on Tuesday, September 24th, 2013

Oh Onion, what have you done!

I love me some good satire. This week I've seen a bunch of friends posting photos of their weddings some many moons ago. They are still professing their love so I'll give them a hearty congrats and keep my fingers crossed that they will keep the fire burning for each other (and nobody else)

But, the Onion kinda nailed it with this one:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/length-of-relationship-mistaken-for-quality-of-rel,33958/

FBW then 46, XWHNPDPAFTG the destroyer of my entire life. D-Day 1 '99, D-Day 2,3,4,5,6... '09-'11, D '15. I fell apart. I put myself back together. Forgiveness isn't required. I'm happy and healthy now, and MY new life is good.

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bbee ( member #17840) posted at 8:18 AM on Tuesday, September 24th, 2013

This above all: to thine ownself be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.

Hamlet, Act I, Scene 3

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

All's Well That Ends Well, Act I, Scene 1

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mom of 2 ( member #11214) posted at 4:28 PM on Tuesday, September 24th, 2013

That was hysterical!

I read the other articles linked too and OMG. Priceless and so true!

Me: BW
Divorced after 23 years of M thanks to XH's truth trickle.
Status: Recovering and healing. It's going to be a long hard road.

Update November 2013: It only took seven years but I finally turned a corner. :)

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 heartbroken_kk (original poster member #22722) posted at 7:03 AM on Thursday, September 26th, 2013

AND, their facebook version of their marriage is going great!

http://www.theonion.com/articles/facebook-version-of-marriage-going-great,34004/

FBW then 46, XWHNPDPAFTG the destroyer of my entire life. D-Day 1 '99, D-Day 2,3,4,5,6... '09-'11, D '15. I fell apart. I put myself back together. Forgiveness isn't required. I'm happy and healthy now, and MY new life is good.

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