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Amazonia ( member #32810) posted at 3:52 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
antiversary and wasband are my two faves 
Although I will admit that "cum dumster" slipped out of my mouth one day AT WORK totally not on purpose when a coworker told me her H was cheating on her 
(I am not someone who curses IRL often, and definitely not at the law office where I used to work! )
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"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ
fourever ( member #30631) posted at 3:57 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
Pull up those Bitch Boots!
In R since shortly after DD.
Discovered what was right in front of him and nearly lost.
Always, tell the other BS! Always!
"It's hard to be in love when you can't tell lies"!
SeeThingsNow1 ( member #38241) posted at 4:02 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
sausage wallet made me literally laugh out loud LOL
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surviving1963 ( member #40393) posted at 5:21 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
The land of "unicorns and leprechauns". I also love "Mr. Integrity"
Me: 54
WH: 54
Married 34 years.
D-Days 3-4-12, 8-19-12
4 sons, 3 daughters
9 grandkids
D final Oct 2015
Fire96 ( member #34131) posted at 5:30 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
One poster referred to his wife's " Solar Powered Vagina"
I liked that one.
Me, BS-57
WW-52
DD, 1/9/2011
Filed for divorce 6/14
Divorce final 7/2015
Free at last, Free at last, Thank God Almighty I'm free at last!
Nest2007 ( member #39532) posted at 5:50 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
This. This is gold!
gutterslut mctrampypants
Made my day.
BS 35
WS 31
DD, only child
DDay: 06/09/13
End of TT/Full Disclosure 07/08/13
Reconciling. A stronger marriage now.
Psalm 37. It rocks my world. So does 140. Big guy upstairs has got it all figured out.
Ostrich80 ( member #34827) posted at 6:14 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
The way I will announce my divorce to the world but I don't remember who gets the credit.
Had my 200lb tumor removed 
BS..me
WS..him
Been with him over half my life
4kid
DD1 10-01-09 DD2 02-12-12 discovered it never ended
OW..nothing special. Just your average skank
Status..#$%@????
brokendancer7 ( member #39911) posted at 6:21 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
I have to admit that cum dumpster cracks me up.
This thread is so great! People who can find stuff to laugh about in this hellish mess are people I am proud to know!
BrighterFuture (original poster member #38914) posted at 9:29 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
Sausage wallet
Not the brightest crayon in the box
Me:30
Him:31
D-day:2/24/13 (I was 10 weeks pregnant at the time and DS was 15 months)
Status: Parted ways!
"If only I can fight just a little longer, I know it's gonna make me stronger" Jamie Grace-Holding on.
Neznayou ( member #40654) posted at 10:30 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
never mind
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Him: BH 1969
Me: WW 1973
Wedding: April 9, 1994
Son: 1998 (college freshman)
Son: 2002 (high school freshman)
Caught at AP's house: 10 Aug 2012
I do not have it all together.
Nest2007 ( member #39532) posted at 11:16 AM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
From the bottom of my heart, thank you. I trigger at the sight or sound of OW's name (particularly hard when it's a very common name shared by four other friends, and is also emblazoned on a new product line that's being heavily advertised here in Australia at the moment.)
And so, the OW is officially renamed GutterSlut McTrampyPants. Now every time I see her name, I instantly laugh instead of trigger :-)
Thanks SI peeps, you rock!
BS 35
WS 31
DD, only child
DDay: 06/09/13
End of TT/Full Disclosure 07/08/13
Reconciling. A stronger marriage now.
Psalm 37. It rocks my world. So does 140. Big guy upstairs has got it all figured out.
Raven96 ( member #40298) posted at 1:51 PM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
Thank you so much for starting this, VeryHurtbroken. I needed a laugh today! I think F-tard is my favorite, and I just learned cum dumpster, which is the runner-up.
Like a couple of you I never swore before my latest D-Day. WH doesn't like it (I don't care), so now I just say "You Emmer-Effer" to him to get my point across. It settles us down in heated moments, because it's so ridiculous we both end up smiling when I say it.
Marriage isn't a test, so why cheat?
Dreamboat ( member #10506) posted at 2:02 PM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
ONe of my favs is POSOM - piece of shit other man, pronounced like the animal possum.
And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off
-- Shake It Out, Florence And The Machine
TrustGone ( member #36654) posted at 2:05 PM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
My favorite was the unicorn farting fairydust land. Shortly after hearing it my WH#2 and I were at an outdoor gathering and a girl walked by with a unicorn farting glitter on her T-shirt. I started cracking up and WH#2 asked me what I was laughing about. I told him I was laughing at the girls T-shirt, he didn't get it. The F-tard still doesn't get it.
XWH#2-No longer my monkey Divorced 8/15, Now married to a wonderful man.
"A person is either an asset or a lesson"
"Changing who you are with does not change who you are"
struggling16 ( member #33202) posted at 3:01 PM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
Thank you for my morning laugh. You people always come through.
I never used bad language prior to Dday and now I am such a pottymouth regarding the A. I think that cumdumpster and sausage wallet pretty much sum things up for me.
needrespect ( member #37951) posted at 3:17 PM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
A$$hat, cumdumpster, and whoreable are my favs. Thanks for the laugh.
BS-me 45
WH-40
married 11 yrs, together 15
DS13 DS9
Dday May 2012 EA
False R... Dday#2 11/30/2012 PA same MOW
The opposite of love is not hate ... It is indifference.
Status:%$$&^&^$#@@
seems I'm on the 15 year plan
crestfallen ( member #27993) posted at 6:12 PM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
I have to admit....it's cumdumpster! I actually referred to OW as that in the presence of a dear male friend. The first thing he said to me was..." You watching porn? ". I said no, it's my new word for the Horse-faced Ho ( he knows about theA). Big smile on his face!!!! It was a funny moment.
BS-me-59
WH-59
Married 34 years
OW-Mr. Ed ish! Seriously!
DDAY- 2/21/09
TT until 1/10/10
Working on R and doing well!!
Ashland13 ( member #38378) posted at 6:21 PM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
While I don't have a particular expression that stands out from SI, I do have a fair bit of texting knowledge that I learned here that many people don't seem to know.
Thank you for that, it's been fun.
Maybe we could make an Urban Dictionary, but SI style, lol.
One word I do often find myself explain to "the common man", those out of the SI world, is, triggers. And I don't always know why that's a hard concept?
Ashland 13
A person is a person, no matter how small. -Dr. Suess
Perserverance and spirit have done wonders in all ages.
-George Washington
weeping willow ( member #22800) posted at 6:40 PM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
BW - me FWH - him
D Day - July 26, 2007
Married 40 years
Clarrissa ( member #21886) posted at 10:35 PM on Monday, November 4th, 2013
Ostrich, the 200 pound tumor tagline was NoLongerWantHim's I believe.
weeping willow, it was Weatherly's tagline that said "Met the wrong man, gave him the wrong finger."
BH Cee64D - 50
FWW (me) - 51
All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.
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