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When asked why he did it..he said,well you know why and then shrugged his shoulders.

Last week he said...what do you mean you don't trust me? Yes I should trust someone who lied to me for 3 years, gave me a STD, and got OW pregnant.

What a dumbass!

She said "our families (meaning hers and the OM's) always came first". Uh huh... Another good one,...when I confronted her about the phone calls but way before I knew it was already a full blown PA , she said it " was wrong and she would stop ". Wel, I guess she did stop, it was just 3 years later than I thought..

Seriously, I must say now that everything is going well. (That "fog" is a killer)

"I didn't realize it was an affair"

Here's another:

Crazy MCOW comes snot weeping to our house because she thinks my H, who is supposedly NC except for minimal necessary work interactions, is cheating on her with other women in his department. "I had to let her in! I had to defend myself!"

Oh the dandies i heard, wow...including some that have already been posted...so i wont repeat them...seriously do they all talk from the same dumbass script?

"I knew it wouldnt last long"

"Why cant you just get a girlfriend so i can keep dating?"

"I dont owe you anything"

"Its my business, not yours"

"I only slept with one other man"...made dumber by a note she wrote saying she was tired of other MEN...plural...duh.

I could go on and on....but my favorite...exww had a breakdown when the 20 year old child she was screwing dumped her. So im in the looney bin and her sister says, "he is just a symptom." And yes, you know my answer. "Pretty sure that symptom fucked the shit out of my wife for three months.

Now that my friends, is how dumbshit delusional entitled selfish pricks lose their marriage.

Oh where to start

"but I had to have an affair, you forced me as you ironed too slowly"

"don't you dare blame OW... It's not OWs fault she is very young ... It's your fault"

After getting my ducks in a row (after seeing texts) and using a gps tracker on his car I said to him "for the last 6 weeks you have only slept 1 Night per week at home.. I know you are spending the night's at OWs residence located at xxx Cheaters Road, whoreville" his reply.... "but I never slept with her we only shared a bed"...

Did he think that a) I would bllelieve him &

b) I would say "oh you only shared a bed? That's ok then!"

makes me laugh now ... Nearly 4 years on

Oh, so many.

"I never stopped loving you." (not helpful)

"I always made sure that when I bought her flowers, I bought you flowers, too. And I always spent the same amount on you as I did on her." (which explains why I got orchids three times last year)

"She reminded me of you, actually." (no she didn't)

"What I wanted was the attention and the validation. I really didn't want to have sex with her." (yes you did)

"I was afraid that if I stopped seeing her, she might have someone in her family physically harm you. They're in the mafia." (no they're not - oh, and thank you for putting me in line for a mafia hit)

"You would think she is very, very beautiful." (no I really, really didn't)

"She said she had started going to church because of me." (no she didn't. Oh, and seriously, whaaaat??)

"The last time we had sex the condom broke, so after that there wasn't much point in using one." (I see that logic, and I raise you 2 BV infections and an OC)

"She kind of scared me. I really thought she might be some kind of stalker". (bravo, darling)

"She said I was the most amazing man she had ever met in her entire life." (...... clearly she does not leave her house often)

"I feel like I owe her an apology for using her." (ummmm, no)

"I didn't want to have an affair with her. I tried to go to a prostitute, and I went to a massage parlor - but it wasn't any good. I really need RELATIONSHIP." (omg, your brain has dissolved)

My very personal favorite, telling me about the first time they actually had 'sex': "Well, we had already done everything else." (Me: What's 'everything else'?) "You know.. anal?" (I don't even know what to say to that)

He's out of the fog. This is what he said to me two days ago: "You are the reason my heart beats. In fact, you might actually be the beat of my heart." He's definitely improved his strategy.

Okay, this was another prize winner.

I asked fWH about the time he and MOW had sex. He had asked her to dinner at his hotel which he had booked a few miles from her house. Why did he take her to his room?

"It was just down the corridor."

Handy then.

"She looked like you only thinner".

Prize-winning.

WH said SO many dumb things.

"We can have an open marriage so you don't have to have the pressure of daily sex. I'll just come home a little late a couple times a week - you won't even notice it." He said that when he was asking to stay in the M and still see OW6

"I made that secret email because I thought you were leaving me since you've gone back in school" Said that last week when I found a new email.

"I was just thinking about having sex" when I discovered hidden condoms - he's actually used that line twice.

"I just met her in a hotel room to talk to and and break up with her" When busted about being in a hotel room during false R (via hidden gps)

I'd swear there is a " Cheater's Handbook" out where somewhere where WSpouses get all their answers and excuses.....

They all use the same lines.