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Yes I meant the Dobermans, I have had 6 of them from the time I was about 12. They have all been big babies who KNOW they are lap dogs.

Lap dogs Tell me about it

My grandparents dog was a big baby. He was afraid of the vacuum. He would bark at that thing every time it came out. He would run away from water coming out of the hose, too

He was supposed to come with a purebred certificate but because they didn't have his tail removed or his ears pinned they couldn't have the certificate. Pretty silly if you ask me.

Whew lostandhopeless, I thought for a minute you were talking about the spiders..eekkk

And yes my dobie is the biggest babbyy!! He thinks he is some tiny lapdog. But he is 85 pound puppy And attached at my hip constantly. He's always got to be touching me

Simplydevaststed I just didn't have the heart to crop his ears and his tail was already docked. Mine runs from water coming out of the hose too.

I gotta say he is the smartest dog I've ever had

[This message edited by Dobegirl at 12:01 PM, January 20th (Monday)]

He sounds like a love

I think they look better with their ears normal. I think my grandmother would have liked something done with his tail. He kept turning off her TV every time he walked passed it

Mine run from water coming out of the hose too.

^^^This makes for a fun summer

Lol. They don't call them Velcro dogs for nothing. My last one was afraid of baths but would go lay in the creek or worse the barnyard was positive the vacuum cleaner was possessed and always after her had a disgusting craving to be spayed by skunks and would growl and bark at anyone that came near the door as her back end was wagging enough to make her fall over...

OMG!! I forgot about the skunks! He was sprayed twice. He also managed to get a possum once or twice

He ate well, too. My grandmother made him homemade gravy for his kibble.

Marriedtoajackass

Haha. That made me laugh. Thanks!!! It's been a crying day.

Oh come now...a g2g at my place would be awesome! I promise to keep the spiders upstairs...safely locked in their cages :). Besides. It's more fun to let the box turtles out loose in the livingroom and see them try to walk under the sofas. Lol

Turtles I can handle. Spiders...no.

Marriedtoajackass

Dragnheart,^^^^^ glad you got a chuckle out of this And how many spiders do you have?

They don't call them Velcro dogs for nothing.

This is sooo true lostandhopeless

[This message edited by Dobegirl at 4:28 PM, January 20th (Monday)]

My yellow lab got sprayed by skunks at least 5 times in his lifetime, and quilled by a porcupine twice. I just kept a lot of baking soda and peroxide on hand in the summer. Other than that, he was a smart dog. He saw them all as prey and would get them in his mouth. I had to laugh watching him trying to run away from the smell when he got sprayed in the face. Every time.

Dragnheart,^^^^^ glad you got a chuckle out of this And how many spiders do you have?

We have one Indian Ornamental Tarantula and two tailless whip scorpions (technically not spiders lol but creepy enough to scare the heck out of my wh who would rather handle an alligator..... Lol

Dragn,

Of all the cute, soft, cuddly pets you could have why do you have spiders? Just curious.

Of all the cute, soft, cuddly pets you could have why do you have spiders? Just curious.

I think that's obvious.

but creepy enough to scare the heck out of my wh who would rather handle an alligator..... Lol

Good point

When I started reading this thread, I thought of that Mervyn's commercial from a few years ago where the lady says Open Open Open.

All I could think was: Lurk Lurk Lurk.

You guys are a fun bunch and I often lurk lurk lurk 'round these parts.

Thanks for encouraging us shy lurkers to come out of the shadows.

This group always brings smiles to my day!

I am of absolutely no use in this forum but wanted to put in my 2 c.

2c

there you go.

Of all the cute, soft, cuddly pets you could have why do you have spiders? Just curious.

I think that's obvious.

but creepy enough to scare the heck out of my wh who would rather handle an alligator..... Lol

Lol. Actually I prefer monitors. Waters, niles. My wh used

To do shows and breed tarantulas. He's just totally creeped out by my tailless whip scorpion. Down to one (cry!). Males live only a year and my guys year was up. My female wasn't old enough to breed.

I like some fuzzies too, dogs cats bunnies lol.

He looks soft n cuddly...Not!

[This message edited by Dobegirl at 1:03 PM, January 23rd (Thursday)]

Welcome to the Asylum, Rainbows!!!!

NOT COOL!