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I texted ex-idiot a reminder last week that his next regular visitation weekend happens to be mother's day weekend and I plan to exercise my visitation per the guidelines. Of course his comeback to this was....drumroll please..."Do I get a make-up weekend?"

Sheeeeeit. Dude. Seriously.

I didn't respond to that...his response was to schedule the afternoon visit this past Monday that resulted in the "Teslen vs. stripper-whore epically awesome exchange".

So, I bet Teslen last night that ex-shat would text today and ask to pick up Teslet.

And sure as stripper whore is a stupid fuck, he did:

You think I could get Teslet this afternoon. He asked me to take him to get you a mother's day gift and I'd like to see him.

Extra points for mother's day manipulation and can't you just hear the goddamn violin playing in the background regarding 'I'd like to see him.'

What I'd like to say to him:

Uh...if you want to see him then pick him up when you schedule visitation. Also, that day would have been the day to take him to get me a mother's day gift...

But please, don't trouble your pretty little head about my mother's day gift. It's been covered. Also, stop bothering me when it is clearly my special visitation time. Furthermore, don't tell lies that are so easily seen through. If you had told Teslet that you were going to pick him up and take him out to get me a gift...Teslet would not have been able to shut up about that this entire week. Know what Teslet talked about this week? The shitty things you said about me.

I don't have time for your bullshit.

BUUUUUT....if you did want to send over a mother's day gift, feel free to send over a check for the amount you are currently in contempt for + the child support you owe from the last 6 months. If you really wanted to be sweet and considerate, you'd get in your financials to your lawyer like you promised your lawyer 2 weeks ago so we can get our CS appropriately modified for the insurance purposes.

Now--I have a really fucking awesome weekend planned--so, my dear sweet ex-shat, after I post this, you will no longer take up any of my headspace.

Blech...FTG.

Oh, what I did send to him:

We have plans.

Ish kabibble indeed.

But of course he did. He is nothing if not predictable!

It seems like the crazy has ramped up in here this week! FTG!

[This message edited by PurpleRose at 5:04 PM, May 9th (Friday)]

... and send me back my dog!!!

If we were playing a drinking game where we had a shot each time he was an idiot we would all be pissed off our tree a majority of the time.

Make-up weekend? Sure!

Or maybe this?

Ok. Now no more headspace. He's so predictable. FTG.

If we were playing a drinking game where we had a shot each time he was an idiot we would all be pissed off our tree a majority of the time.

Quote thread, stat...

Pissed off our tree!! snork! I had a bestie from New Zealand and she would say "let's all get pissed as a newt! Unless she was already pissed, and then she said nissed as a pewt! I say the idiot drinking game would have us all nissed as pewts! FTG! Jeez.

lmao!

You completely crack me up.

Hope you are having a wonderful and exshat and stripper whore free day!

I just can't believe this. It is too much. He should wear a sign, seriously. One that says "I am too stupid to comprehend life". I am at a loss for words and that doesn't happen often, ask my Mom.