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cissi ( member #21737) posted at 6:43 PM on Saturday, May 17th, 2014
Reminds me of calls we used to get at a restaurant I worked at. I was off my game one day when someone called and wanted me to page a person for him. The guy's name was Jack Meoff. And, yes, I did the page. I will never forget my manager looking at me from across the floor, just shaking his head with a little smile on his face.
IrishLass518 ( member #34373) posted at 7:02 PM on Saturday, May 17th, 2014
Too funny!! Congrats on the offer 
Me: 46 BS Divorced
Him: 45 Married OW
DDay: 07/04/2008
Divorced: 06/15/2011
5 kids: IrishLass 27,IrishLad 25, IrishLass 23, IrishLad 21 and IrishLad 12
"You can't run from trouble..there ain't no place that far"
tesla ( member #34697) posted at 7:06 PM on Saturday, May 17th, 2014
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Funniest story ever!
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
shiloe ( member #1224) posted at 8:14 PM on Saturday, May 17th, 2014
Douchecanoe . . is that Sweedish?
But remember, good love is hard to find . . -Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
BS - 58 Dday 03/2011
Cheater -58 Married 26 yrs
DD - 23 DD -21 DS-19
A#1 2000 with married ho-worker/neighbor ow#1
A#2 2007-? OW#2 LTA- new MCOW D-2/17
caregiver9000 ( member #28622) posted at 8:33 PM on Saturday, May 17th, 2014
To which I almost peed my pants over the post and recorded the word douchecanoe for future reference. -- Thank you caregiver9000!!
I am sure I read it here, and have recorded many such gems for my vocabulary. You are however welcome and since one good turn deserves another, the debt has been paid forward as I laughed at Uncle Douchecanoe, AND at "is that Swedish?"
Me: fortysomething, independent, happy,
XH "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
two kids, teens. Old enough I am truly NO CONTACT w/ NPD zebraduck
S 5/2010
D 12/2012
Sadmumma ( member #42192) posted at 8:35 PM on Saturday, May 17th, 2014
I have tears rolling down thats hilarious.
"MR douchcanoe" lol
Douchecanoe . . is that Sweedish?
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Him 41 WH
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D day jan 29th 2014
Red Sox Nation ( member #26358) posted at 2:13 AM on Sunday, May 18th, 2014
Almost sounds like a Bob Dylan ballad:
Yeah... I'm taking my douchecanoe... paddling up the vaginal canal... looking for the fallopian highway... headed for the islets of langerhans... yeah...
When someone tells you who she is, listen; when someone shows you who she is, listen carefully.
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