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Williesmom (original poster member #22870) posted at 7:25 PM on Sunday, June 1st, 2014
I was at the flea market today and Saw a huge metal folk art chicken.
I asked the vendor "how much for the big slutty chicken?"
He just looked at me like I was crazy ( i am not, btw).
So, I now have a big slutty chicken that cost me my last $9.
You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister. -George Costanza
There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women. - Madeleine Albright
persevere ( member #31468) posted at 7:28 PM on Sunday, June 1st, 2014
Well hell, now I've gotta see it! Pic please wm!!! 
DDay:2011
Status: D 2011
Remarried to a kind and wonderful man - 2017
Above all, be the heroine, not the victim. - Nora Ephron
It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
- J. K.
Brandon808 ( member #35619) posted at 7:28 PM on Sunday, June 1st, 2014
Ditto what persevere said.
SisterMilkshake ( member #30024) posted at 7:30 PM on Sunday, June 1st, 2014
How big and whatcha gonna do with it the big slutty chicken? Of course you aren't crazy!
Agree with perserve, pic please. (Although I don't know how to post pictures!)
BW (me) & FWH both over half a century; married several decades; children
d-day 3/10; LTA (7 years?)
"Oh, why do my actions have consequences?" ~ Homer Simpson
"She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak." ~ Homer Simpson
cmego ( member #30346) posted at 7:37 PM on Sunday, June 1st, 2014
OMG..have you heard the story of Beyonce??? The big metal chicken??
"knock-knock…."
http://thebloggess.com/2011/06/and-thats-why-you-should-learn-to-pick-your-battles/
So hysterical.
me...BS, 46 years old.
Divorced
SisterMilkshake ( member #30024) posted at 7:55 PM on Sunday, June 1st, 2014
BW (me) & FWH both over half a century; married several decades; children
d-day 3/10; LTA (7 years?)
"Oh, why do my actions have consequences?" ~ Homer Simpson
"She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak." ~ Homer Simpson
Dreamboat ( member #10506) posted at 8:03 PM on Sunday, June 1st, 2014
OMG! Tears are rolling down my face because I am laughing so hard at Beyonce!
And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off
-- Shake It Out, Florence And The Machine
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 9:24 PM on Sunday, June 1st, 2014
LOVE the Bloggess and Beyonce. And now Williesmom's big slutty chicken.
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
persevere ( member #31468) posted at 11:16 PM on Sunday, June 1st, 2014
That blog was hysterical!
DDay:2011
Status: D 2011
Remarried to a kind and wonderful man - 2017
Above all, be the heroine, not the victim. - Nora Ephron
It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
- J. K.
jo2love ( member #31528) posted at 11:29 PM on Sunday, June 1st, 2014
Congrats on your chicken. We need pics. 
“It’s an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. 15 YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS.”
Amazonia ( member #32810) posted at 1:10 AM on Monday, June 2nd, 2014
I think of Beyonce every time there's a big slutty chicken post.
"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ
sparklezombie ( member #40095) posted at 1:27 AM on Monday, June 2nd, 2014
Pics please. Nothing like a slutty chicken to wrap up a weekend!
BS: Me
WH: Husband
One daughter - 22 months
Married 11.5 years
2.5 false R's.
Status: Divorcing.
You can't pick up a turd by the clean end. Time to flush the toilet.
FaithFool ( member #20150) posted at 1:42 AM on Monday, June 2nd, 2014
DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire
Williesmom (original poster member #22870) posted at 2:29 AM on Monday, June 2nd, 2014
The first one is Willie checking out the big slutty chicken. The second is slutty chicken in all her glory.
You'll be happy to know that she had a hole in her butt where you can insert a tea light - if you're into that kind of thing.
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You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister. -George Costanza
There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women. - Madeleine Albright
ThoughtIKnewYa ( member #18449) posted at 2:43 AM on Monday, June 2nd, 2014
Brandon808 ( member #35619) posted at 3:18 AM on Monday, June 2nd, 2014
SBB ( member #35229) posted at 4:48 AM on Monday, June 2nd, 2014
I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!
PurpleRose ( member #33129) posted at 4:52 AM on Monday, June 2nd, 2014
I was going to reference Beyoncé but I figured no one would have a clue what I was talking about and think I was a nut.
cmego are you a Pea? If you are, you will know what I am talking about. If not, then nevermind and I swear I am not a nut!!
Beyoncé rules!
divorced the Dooosh 8/13
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Dance like nobody is watching,
Text and email like it will be used in court someday...
h0peless ( member #36697) posted at 4:53 AM on Monday, June 2nd, 2014
You'll be happy to know that she had a hole in her butt where you can insert a tea light - if you're into that kind of thing.
sparkysable ( member #3703) posted at 4:33 PM on Monday, June 2nd, 2014
Yoo hoo! Suckstobeme! Are you seeing this?
D-day OW#1 2/2004;D-day OW#2 5/2010
Marriages that start this way, stepping over the bodies of loved ones as the giddy couple walks down the aisle, are not likely to last.
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