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better4me ( member #30341) posted at 5:17 PM on Thursday, June 26th, 2014
I had to dig up this thread because of what I saw on OurTime.com today is a MUST SHARE. Got a flirt. His profile read: "Like to ride Harley's. Like big titted women"
He's blocked, cuz really?
DDay 11/17/2010 BW:58
Happily remarried!
Tripletrouble ( member #39169) posted at 5:28 PM on Thursday, June 26th, 2014
I was contacted by "slittylicker". I blocked that shit as fast as I could type.
40 somethings - me BW after 20 years
D Day April 2013
Divorced November 2013
Happily remarried 2018
Time is a great healer but a terrible beautician.
She11ybeanz ( member #27457) posted at 5:43 PM on Thursday, June 26th, 2014
I got this one yesterday....
"Hey, do you wanna quit your day job so you can come be my trophy wife?"
"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"
ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12
k94ever ( member #11176) posted at 10:10 PM on Thursday, June 26th, 2014
When will these guys ever learn....................
k9
BS:61
WS: 53
Betrayed: 24 years
Affairs: 15 (2 lasted 3 months. Rest were ONS)
WS died: 16 May 2011
Do not stay in your hurt forever. Choose to move out of it.
wonderingbull ( member #14833) posted at 4:37 AM on Friday, June 27th, 2014
I was not a player as a young man but I could find some extra curricular on occassion out at night if I wanted to...
I never had pickup lines... I was just me... The safe guy who is just himself... The guy who isn't crazy and is responsible...
I always knew I wasn't working it the way some of my buddies were but I had some of their targets come and hang with me because I wasn't aggressive...
Pick up lines crack me up but I never wanted to bullshit my way around...
WB
The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time...
James Taylor
tabitha95 ( member #22033) posted at 4:57 AM on Friday, June 27th, 2014
No matter if it was the year you were born never ever ever use 69 as part of your screen name
Just got a "wink" from Lookinforlove69. Keep looking buddy.
I won't even open a profile that has xxx or 69 in the name. Or if it's a slang for his member.
I've posted before about bigbonetyrone and blondeboybigdk winking at me. I blocked as soon as possible.
BW (me) - 45
DS 14, DS 11
D-Day#1: Oct 30, 2008
D-Day#2: June 3, 2011 (same MOW) Separation: June 3, 2011
Divorce finalized: Feb 2012 (due to 6 month waiting period).
EvenKeel ( member #24210) posted at 4:35 PM on Tuesday, July 15th, 2014
I thought of Tabitha when I saw this username.....licketfur69
Swoon - um....not..... 
She11ybeanz ( member #27457) posted at 6:09 PM on Tuesday, July 15th, 2014
"Move to North Carolina and marry me!" 
"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"
ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12
libertyrocks ( member #38924) posted at 11:37 PM on Tuesday, July 15th, 2014
To me, it's a clear indicator of an attempt to mastermind the opposite sex for what else, other than sex! haha. It's okay, there's a clear distinguish in language and messages, I've noticed...They're all super funny, too!!
Me-37 Ws-37
2 kids
Dday Nov 2012, TT for a year.
Reconciling for the third time in 4 years.
risingfromashes (original poster member #3903) posted at 12:23 AM on Wednesday, July 16th, 2014
Got this one last week:
You look good enough to eat. Really edible.
Yeah baaaaabbbyyyy. Delete.
Lostly ( member #43953) posted at 12:40 AM on Wednesday, July 16th, 2014
Hahaha! These are great! But now I'm kinda scared cause half of those abbreviations I didn't even know.... 
I might have been responding to some real wackos...
Is Zoosk even real? I looked on there one day and to browse I was required to put in basic info. So I put in a fake name & age and NOTHING ELSE, no photo, no profile, nothing, zippo, nada, zilch. And NO JOKE within the hour I'm getting emails from 25 year old guys who look like they stepped off of the page of GQ....and, of course they all think I'm sooooo HOT, ya know, cause my NON EXISTENT PICTURE is so very hot, and didn't ya know that ALL 25 yr old models wanna date a 48 year old woman sight unseen. Yeah right.....in my dreams (cool dream, though... ) I did a quick google search and apparently over half of the profiles & email responses are FAKE!!!!
I did have some guy on match tell me this week that I was his destiny in his FIRST EVER EMAIL....OMFG!!!
BW 48 - Multiple d-days
Divorced 2012 after 19 yrs
6 smart, beautiful, amazing kids.
I have finally found my voice and it is good!
strawblond30 ( member #6263) posted at 3:17 AM on Wednesday, July 16th, 2014
I was on zooks for one day and called to quit , it was too fake & annoying and I didn't pay so other then looking you can't chat or recieve messages!
Divorced 2013 after several years of infidelity on both sides. Remarried July 2018 my new husband Is opposite from Ex. I can actually breath with out worrying what he is doing. Living my best life now .
SBB ( member #35229) posted at 9:18 AM on Wednesday, July 16th, 2014
"Pizza is my second favorite "P" word".
Oh lord. 
Was your dad a their? He must have stolen the stars from the sky and out them in your eyes.
Let's have breakfast tomorrow - should I call you or nudge your
I've had both of these. True story.
I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!
risingfromashes (original poster member #3903) posted at 6:18 PM on Thursday, July 17th, 2014
Oh this one is a beauty! Just got a "wink" from someone with the profile name:
Oliverclozehoff
better4me ( member #30341) posted at 7:42 PM on Thursday, July 17th, 2014
Oliverclozehoff Ok, stupid, but clever!!
DDay 11/17/2010 BW:58
Happily remarried!
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