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What about using them, when getting a lap dance.

Do you guys buy that???????????????

It's complete nonsense.

taking it one step further, he put the condom on prior to the lap dance with the intent to ejaculate. is it any less adultery for the lack of penetration?

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I agree. It is also cheating.

Next time ask him if he's seen the message at base of every condom, sort of like a fortune cookie. He'll say no,,then you hit him,with " I guess you never had to unroll,one that far, huh?"

I will try that.

Sorry, but I have never heard of anyone doing this.

Had lap dances......back when I was REALLY young too! Never came close to needing a condom to keep a mess under

control.

The fact you need to be erect to effectively put one on blows that theory.

Peace

Over in the UK it's known as a 'posh wank'. I've known of a few men who live with their girlfriends do it so they don't make a mess on the sofa/bed. One of my friends caught her boyfriend doing it. So it does happen for legitimate reasons.

I call BS in your circumstances though STL.

Sigh. This is embarrassing to admit, but I did once because I wanted to fantasize I was actually doing the deed with someone and forget that it was my hand. To play devil's advocate, I can also see it being done to contain the mess if you were using some inanimate object, like a blow up doll. Also it could just be something different to try akin to, say, using your non-dominant hand (a.k.a. "the stranger"). I'm just saying. I believe the post in question was about during a drive home from the airport. Either that was a lie, which it probably was, or that person has a serious addiction to masturbation. Given that there are people that whip it out in libraries and restaurants and other places that you and I would never dream of touching ourselves in, it's not implausible to think that someone with that serious of a masturbation problem might want to rub one out on a long drive. Probably was a lie, but stranger things have happened.

My .02

[This message edited by SelfishHusband at 2:11 PM, June 24th (Tuesday)]

i was in the marines. we talked about everything. i thought id heard every odd sexual thing in the world. we had a guy who used to use a banana cut in half with a rubber band on it to masturbate, as an example. the more odd ... the more "cool points" one could win.

using a condom ... never heard of it.

In reality, if you are questioning your husband doing this, then you already know it is a lie.

You didn't use them before and all of a sudden he has them... it's lie.

Now some people use socks but some use condoms. If he hasn't done it before... it's a lie.

Condoms to masturbate...complete bullshit. That's what towels, tissues, etc. are for.

As for the lapdance. That's bullshit too. If he put a condom on to have a lapdance he had sex. The stripper might be completely nude but the guy is generally fully or partially clothed. If he doesn't have clothes on then something more than a dance is happening. If he put a condom on around strippers then something sexual happened.

[This message edited by 7yrsflushed at 2:25 PM, June 24th (Tuesday)]

Got the same justification.justbecause WH says it doesn't make it true,

Don't believe it for a nano second. Just an excuse

I didn't even do that when I was a teenager, and my dick went into some weird places when it came to masturbating.

LDR at 16 y/o was a difficult time.

Just... Really? no.

Love the humor in this thread though

Apparently I need to spend some money on some condoms, rubber bands, and bananas next time I'm at the super market. Wonder what the checkout person is going to think.

No way on both counts.

Apparently I need to spend some money on some condoms, rubber bands, and bananas next time I'm at the super market. Wonder what the checkout person is going to think.

Holy shit. I am gonna do that next week sometime.

No way unless he masturbates and his wad shoots across the room...In that case he still has the loaded messy condom to deal with, worse than a spent & dead water balloon

I'm sure it's a small consolation to you, but you can at least take the condoms as a sign that he showed some responsibility and concern for you during the affair. Very little, I know. But some at least. From what I've gathered, most of us (including me) weren't that fortunate.

I think it's safely confirmed by the responses in this thread that it's all a lie....but just in case more men responding helps remove any lingering doubts...

lol....like all teenage boys I did some pretty crazy things and lots of experimenting when it came to masturbating (lol....all moms must be freaked out thinking about what they're sons will try when the hormones are raging!! )! Only ONCE did I ever try using a condom. That's all it took for me to realize how stupid and ineffective they were, and how they spoil the 'fun'. I don't believe for a second any guy regularly uses condoms to masturbate! I also can't figure out the logistics of wearing a condom for a lap dance.

If this question was put to Mythbusters, I think the result would be myth "BUSTED"

*woman here*

Just wanted to say, I don't know why Hollywood pays script writers for material...all they need to do is visit this site!

Wow, this post has really made me laugh. I will be on the lookout now for men buying bananas and rubber bands in the supermarket.