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I was told this story by a friend yesterday.

My friend (let's call him John) owned a dog (let's call her Spot) that was very well behaved. John was in a long-term relationship with Jane.

One day, Jane comes home and Spot starts sniffing Jane's crotch. Spot never does this. John starts to ask rhetorical questions like "what is going on with Spot?" Eventually, it comes out that Jane had cheated on John with another man.

Jane and John try to reconcile. Everything is going okay for several months until one day... Spot starts sniffing Jane's crotch again. Yep, she cheated again.

Dogs can be very perceptive.

There's a lady I work with. About 4 years ago her dog suddenly became very over protective of her for no reason- even to her own husband. A few weeks later they find out my coworker is pregnant. Fast forward to about a year ago and their dog starts this same over protective behavior. She goes to her gyno and, sure enough, pregnant again.

Weird stuff from the animal kingdom.

Likely you were a writer in a past life? I suspect.

This is a true story with only the names changed to protect the identities of those concerned.

Ok.

So. What are you telling us?

Your wife says you are fixated on her lies. Well duh.

Are you saying she could have cheated again? Or could cheat selfishly and u know this is your fate?

Barcher. Why do you think she won't heal this marriage? Why do you think she blames you instead of owning it? Why? It would explain a lot.

Make one post with zero excuses about her. Zero. Just for once.

Your wife sucks

My dog sniffs my crotch, but I know I haven't cheated . . .

This is a true story with only the names changed to protect the identities of those concerned.

Actually, I changed more than the names. But the pertinent parts of the story are correct.

This is a true story with only the names changed to protect the identities of those concerned.

This is not my story, I promise.

Make one post with zero excuses about her. Zero. Just for once.

This one counts. It has nothing to do with my wife. My wife is not Jane.

Your wife sucks

I agree. Now, can you let me have my laugh? I need to laugh through my tears.

[This message edited by barcher144 at 9:14 AM, August 31st (Friday)]

Oooh, I would love to have a pet pooch trained to do this. It could be a great little service for dog trainers to offer to their clients.

edited to add: Or maybe someone who retired from training drug sniffing dogs could have a revamped career training semen/vag juice sniffing dogs, and be available on an on-call basis.

[This message edited by LizM at 9:48 AM, August 31st (Friday)]

Barcher,

I'll laugh with you! It's a great story, I wish I'd had a dog...

Barcher,

While this is sad to say the least, you made me spit my coffee out this morning. Thank you for sharing such a good laugh!

Ok. Laugh dear. Ok.

I always appreciate posters/friends on this site who don't push. So I won't push and let mbb, tushnurse or all the others push instead.

But, tell me I'm wrong. I don't post much lately, and never posted much about myself. I'm no one whom should talk. I know.

Have your laugh. Ĺaughing helps me when I realize a truth for sure.

❤ you to the moon and (((hugs))) to you for agreeing that your wife indeed sucks.

Ps you hardly answered my questions. I get it you want to laugh. Answers later?

Ps you hardly answered my questions. I get it you want to laugh. Answers later?

I'll put them in the other thread and answer them there. I promised you that I would't defend my wife in a thread. This is that thread.

At least the dog just sniffed.

Imagine it actually did some biting?!?

It could be a great little service for dog trainers to offer to their clients.

My friend asked the same question yesterday.

A bit more details about the characters in this story. This story is many years old. I think that Spot was only a couple of years old in this story. She is now near the end of her wonderful life.

My friend is now remarried to a wonderful woman. I never met Jane... in fact, I did not become friends with John until after Jane was completely out of the picture.

Okay.

It could be a great little service for dog trainers to offer to their clients.

Only if you can determine what if any variables could affect the results

Was it a male or female dog?

What breed of dog?

Did the dog come as a pup to the couple or to the man first?

Would the response be the same towards a WH as a WW?

What if you have a dog that sniffs everyone's crotch? Lol

Or have a dog that's to small to reach the crotch? (Ie. a Chihuahua)

What if you're a cat person instead of a dog person? You know cats don't care what you do as long as you feed them and clean their litter boxes lol

It would be cool though. We have drug sniffing dogs and bomb sniffing dogs. Now we can have infidelity sniffing dogs...lol

My dog sniffs everyone's crotch. He says he's just saying hi and he promises it never went further.

My dog sniffs everyone's crotch. He says he's just saying hi and he promises it never went further.

Don't believe that line for a second!

Make your dog take a poly!

I'm afraid when our St. Bernard comes running and tries to do the sniff thing. Not that he would hurt anyone, he's a big baby but....He will firmly remove anyone he "thinks" is trying to hurt me or the kids. He firmly took WH by the arm and dragged him away from me when we were fooling around wrestling. And since he drools so much a crotch sniff would end up looking like you peed your pants lol.

Those are good questions DragnHeart...

I think it would better on WWs, because even if the WW showered, she couldn't get rid of the internal scent left behind.

I'm not sure if the dog could still smell something on a WH if the WH showered though, although I was amazed to find out that dogs can smell dead bodies at the bottom of lakes, so maybe? Also the sex smell might still linger on clothing if they got busy without removing all of it first.

I want a pet lion that is trained to do the sniff test... the penalty if there is failure...

Lion LUNCH

A bit more details about the characters in this story. This story is many years old. I think that Spot was only a couple of years old in this story. She is now near the end of her wonderful life.

A slight retraction. My friend IRL visited me today, making sure that I was okay. I told him that I posted the story here.

He let me know that Spot, his current dog, was not the dog in this story. So, this was from ~15 years ago, longer than I had thought.