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MrsDoubtfire posted 11/29/2014 08:42 AM

Yes!

DragnHeart posted 11/29/2014 09:31 AM

Gators love to eat Cat

Actually if given the choice they prefer fish...or rats. (Don't ask how I know lol).

MrsDoubtfire posted 11/29/2014 09:32 AM

Don't you guys ever sleep .....

MovingUpward posted 11/29/2014 09:33 AM

Sleep? What's that?

MrsDoubtfire posted 11/29/2014 09:43 AM

It's what we normal SIers do Moo. You're a moderator and aren't allowed to sleep.. ever... mooohahahaha

jrc1963 posted 11/29/2014 18:51 PM

Correction... Moo is a guide, not yet graduated to Mod status.

DragnHeart posted 12/1/2014 09:29 AM

Correction... Moo is a guide, not yet graduated to Mod status.

When one graduates do they get a graduation hat to wear???

MovingUpward posted 12/1/2014 10:21 AM

Well I don't know. I've never been close to graduating. A nice graduation cap and tassel would be nice. Purple tassel would be fitting.

MrsDoubtfire posted 12/12/2014 08:55 AM

I stand corrected and apologise unreservedly for elevating Moo to post grad status

MovingUpward posted 12/12/2014 11:56 AM

* the following is not a paid or unpaid advertisement, but Moo making up a funny song. I love being a Guide

Boy:
Whew! You sure gotta climb a lot of steps to get
to the front office here at SI. But I
wonder who that sad little cow is?

I'm just a Guide.
Yes, I'm only a Guide.
And I'm sitting here off to the side.
Well, it's a long, long journey
To the Mod Dungeon.
It's a long, long wait
While I'm sitting in committee,
But I know I'll be a Mod some day
At least I hope and pray for that ride
But today I am still just a Guide.

Boy:
Gee, Guide, you certainly have a lot of patience and courage.

Guide:
Well, I got this far. When I started I wasn't even a Guide, I was just an new member. Some folks back home decided they wanted some Guides, so they called their local Mod, and he said, "You're right, there oughta be a Guides." Then he sat down and wrote the role out and introduced guides to SI. And I became a Guide, and I'll remain a Guide until they decide to make me a mod. (or kick me out lol)

I'm just a Guide
Yes I'm only a Guide,
And I got as far here on my ride.
Well, now I'm stuck in committee
And I'll sit here and wait
While a few key Moderaters discuss and debate

Whether they should let me be a mod.
How I hope and pray that they will,
But today I am still just a guide.

Boy:
Listen to those Moderators arguing! Is all that
discussion and debate about you.

Guide:
Yeah, I'm one of the lucky ones. Most bills never
even get this far. I hope they decide to report on
me favorably, otherwise I may die.

Boy:
Die?

Guide:
Yeah, die in committee. Ooh, but it looks like I'm
gonna live! NOW I go to the House of
Admins, and they vote on me.

Boy:
if they vote yes, what happens?

Guide:
Then I go to the Dungeon do some more fundraisers and the whole thing starts all over again.

Boy:
Oh no!

Guide:
Oh yes!

I'm just a Guide
Yes, I'm only a Guide
And if they vote for me to be by their
Well, then I'm off to the g2g
Where I'll wait in a line
With a lot of other people
To eat and dine
And if complete the Shot, then I'll be a Mod.
HOW I hope and pray that they don't hide
But today I am still just a Guide.

Boy:
You mean even if the whole Dungeon says you
should be a Mod, the Adminstrators can still say no?

Guide:
Yes, that's called a veto. If the Administrators vetoes me, I have to go back to Dungeon and they vote on me again, and by that time you're so old ...

Boy:
By that time it's very unlikely that you'll become a mod. It's not easy
to become a mod, is it?

Guide:
No!

But how I hope and pray that for that ride, But today I am still just a guide.

MAN:
He . . . . wha-wha-whaaaaa. You're still just a Guide

jrc1963 posted 12/12/2014 14:15 PM