A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and
was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near
death experience.. Seeing God
she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years,
2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in
the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a
tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and
brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time
to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released
from the hospital. While crossing
the street on her way home, she was killed
by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I
thought you said I had another 43 years?
Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
God replied: "Shit! I didn't recognize you.
