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So many people have great quotes in their signatures and I'm sure there's more.

So share your funny, sad, meaningful, or whatever quotes or lyrics. I'm having a bad night and would love the distraction!

I havent put this on my signature yet, but I want to. it is

"God gives us only what we can handle. He must think Im a bad ass!!"

Made me laugh a little and give me some strength!

"Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman"

Author Unknown

Oddly enough, I kept all my past taglines on my profile page. While others have kept an up to date biography of their journey and all the events along the way, the only documentation I have of my progress here is in the changing quotes, so here they all are. The first one (at the bottom) is from Babylon 5, the next one is stolen from some standup comic who stole it from a writer. The rest are my own, except for the tire damage one. That comes from Animaniacs Wheel of Morality.

I'm aesir, the rest is irrelevant detail.

Do not back up. Severe tire damage.

Abandoned the quest for a better past. Looking to the future.

Don't envy the fairytales, they usually involve a witch.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger... or causes repetitive strain injury.

If you give a man a fire he'll be warm for a day.

If you set a man on fire he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, 'wouldn't it be much worse if life *were* fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them?' So now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe.

Everything works out in the end. If it hasn't worked out yet, it isn't the end.

Don't worry about what's ahead of you. Just go as far as you can. From there, you can see further.

If what doesn't kill us makes us stronger, I oughtta be able to bench press a cadillac by now.

"Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, its about learning to dance in the rain".

^^This helped me surrender.

"An erection does not count as personal growth".

^^This made me laugh out loud.

I also love "Time heals a broken heart, but not that bitches window!!" (or something like that).

Makes me laaaarf every single time I see it. I do like a bit of humour mixed in with my pain, its gentler on the palate.

"Spoil me with Loyalty, I can finance myself....."

Got it off one of those facebook textgram pictures....

"Sometimes you have to speak over yourself. Sometimes you have to speak victory during the test...."

From a song called Encourage yourself, by Donald Lawrence and the Tri-City Singers.

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

You can choose your actions, but you can't choose your consequences.

My wh absolutely hates the quote about actions and consequences. Burns his hiney. Oh well.

A fly may sting a stately horse and make it wince. But one is a but a fly, the other a horse still.

Cheat On A Good Woman you will End Up With The Bitch You Deserve!

Don't leave something good to find better, because once you realize you had the best, the best has found better.

Be careful when fighting a monster, that you don't become one.

Loss it seems is the worst kind of sorrow

Loss of dreams, the dreams of tomorrow

Thats the thing about people who mean everything they say. They think everyone else does too.

If i were a bird you'd be the first person i'd shit on :)

Words & hearts should be handled with care, for words when spoken & hearts when broken are the hardest things to repair.

Affairs aren't about looks really more about filling a void in one's life - usually w/ whomever is most handy & willing to be involved.

“Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.”

― Steve Irwin

When dealing with backstabbers

There's one thing I’ve learned.

Bitches like that are only powerful

When your back is turned.

Love may save a relationship n the end, it may help people get thru the hard times & heal the wounds but by itself love is not enough.

Its really not about who is real to your face. Its about who stays real when your back is turned.

It's not a gender thing, its a people thing & some people just really f**king suck.

You only live once?

FALSE....

You live everyday, you only die once!

Your beliefs dont make you a BETTER person. Your BEHAVIOR does.

if little by little u stop loving me.I shall stop loving u little by little. If u 4get me...i shall already have 4gotten u.

“people have three characters, that which they exhibit, that which they are, and that which they think they are.”

If you throw yourself under the bus, don't be surprised when it runs your ass over.

Dont envy fairy tales. In the end the witch never wins!

So tell me! Does the knife in my back make my butt look big?

Just a few of my favorites.

Thought of another one I love.

Say what you mean.

Mean what you say.

But don't say it mean.

Not really relationship related but it made me LOL.

The development of the flamethrower proves that at one time, someone, somewhere thought to themself: There are people over there that I want to set on fire, but they are to far away.

Some from Nietzche that I like:

“It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.”

“I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.”

“Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed.”

“There are no facts, only interpretations.”

“When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago.”

“All things are subject to interpretation. Whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth.”

“Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man.”

“Is it better to out-monster the monster or to be quietly devoured?”

And one from Mr Crabs:

"What doesn't kill you, usually suceeds on the second attempt!"

Here is another Nietzsche quote I like:

"If you look long enough into the void the void begins to look back through you"

[This message edited by Mikey56 at 4:07 PM, March 7th (Thursday)]

Just thought of another one. Many here are trying to work things out, including me.

I love this quote from a short, green, Jedi Master:

Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.

Hmmmmm....

I re-worded mine slightly but I got it from Sons of Anarchy.

Mine isnt a quote per say my bs said this and I just love it. Embrace the suck.

I can't find my favorite but the jist is the fool is the one who deceived the person who trusted them. The deceiver is the one who loses the most.

Never let your past experiences harm your future. Your past can't be altered, and your future doesn't deserve the punishment. (emphasis on your future doesn't need the punishment!!!)

The first one really helped me realize I was doing what is normal in a relationship – trusting. The second one helps me when I am stuck in the past and just really need to deal with today.

Both are from other people here on SI. Thanks to the SI community.