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So..I've been playing on My Verizon account and I added a ring back tone to my phone. A ring back tone is a song that plays. So when someone calls you, instead of hearing ringing, they hear a song.

Therefore, I added "who's cheating who" as my rbt for my prostitute loving husband. He just called and said "what the hell is that!?" ha!

I want to do more. I can have the songs alternate just for him for every time he calls.

I was thinking ,the next song will be "it wasn't me" by Shaggy and maybe, "we are never ever getting back together" by Taylor swift.

Maybe, "whose bed have your boots been under" or "your cheating heart" or "these boots are made for walking".

Anyone have some good cheating songs or, even better, revenge songs.

'Womanizer' by Britney....

I think that ones too difficult for my simple minded spouse to understand. It would have to be something that is clear.

How about C Lo's F*** You

Oh yeah cee lo! I'm getting that song. Although I think my WS is still too dumb to understand it.

I also found "say my name" by Destinys child. But I think he's dumb for that one too.

It is an older country song heard it on the radio recently. I forgot who sings it, but the name of the song is "Kiss this"

There's one by Pink with the lyrics "I love you so much, I want to ring your neck!" or something like that.

It makes me smile to hear, because it's something I wouldn't be daring enough to think, yet she sings a whole song about it!

And didn't Alanis have some good ones, but I forget the names?

Conway Twitty has one, Linda on my mind.

"Now I'm lying here with Linda on my mind

And next to me, my soon to be, the one I left behind

And Lord it's killing me to see her crying

She knows I'm lying here beside her with Linda on my mind."

There is also Rory and Joey with Cheater Cheater

"Cheater, cheater, where'd you meet her? Down at Earnie's bar? Did she smile your way, twirl her hair and say How cute your dimples are?"

There is George Jones and Tammy Wynette, Golden Ring

And Garth Brooks, The Thunder Rolls.

And Randy Travis, Diggin Up Bones.

And so many more lol

[This message edited by his#1 at 3:40 PM, June 15th (Saturday)]

"Cold Hearted Snake" by Paula Abdul

I think the Alanis Morisette song is "you oughta know"

Life in Black by Fight/Halford.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVhcifHqrCI has the lyrics if you click on show more.

Go classic with "heard it through the grapevine" and yeah-tammy wynette and loretta lynn have tons of songs on the subject. Ooh! There's 1 on the album lynn did with jack white called "family tree" (or something close to that?) which is her confronting ow-funny stuff.

Eta: it isn't about cheating, but, "parting gift" by fiona apple is HILARIOUS and full of good burns. And back to classics-"never loved a man" by aretha franklin. All in all that's more of a lament but, if you usually answer quickly the first line is "you're a no good heartbreaker-you're a liar-and you're a cheat" no subtleties for him to misinterpret there.

[This message edited by thisissogross at 4:36 PM, June 15th (Saturday)]

FYI, Kiss This is by Aaron Tippin.

0ne I've heard is Bounce by Sarah Connor. Definitely a cheating song as well as a F**k Off song.

Look it up by Ashton Shepherd. The lyrics are glorious and life affirming.

I also love When you were cheatin' by Sara Evans. I'm not sure if your WH is living with you or not, but I recommend that song especially if he isn't allowed at home for right now.

Taylor swift actually has some good ones: should've said no, better than revenge, white horse.

For days you're feeling especially nasty, I recommend pray for you by Jaron and the long road to love. In face if the OW would ever call you for any reason, I recommend that for her.

Jo Dee Messina sings lesson in leaving, which is another of my favorites. :)

Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats

I have got the answer to your question!!!!

Does it have to be a song?

Why not find a guy with a really really really sexy voice to leave your greeting?

"Athena and I are not able to answer your call at the moment, please leave a message." And then call him back in a week!!! LOL

Fantastic! I should totally get a guy friend to do that!

I am kind of in a revenge mood today. And sad...so this makes me feel better.

Found more backpage listings "hey crystal. I just found you on backpage" it says. I'm not even trying to look for stuff on him.

Next, I should put ring back tones on his phone about him cheating, so every time his prostitutes call, they will hear something like "home wrecker" by Gretchen Wilson.

I loved morisette. But I think I'm going to get "kiss this". That's a classic tough girl song.

Oh, and update, he called me again today and this time he figured out the song being for him. He wasn't too happy sounding and said he just wanted to let me know he was getting a movie and then hung up...? Whatever.

My give a damns busted - Jo d Messina. Ah...perfect. I don't necessarily like country, but the genre has some great cheating songs.

Right about now I am wishing I was cool enough to have a ring back tone!

I would have something by Johnny Cash where he sings about remaining faithful to his wife! (but then he was unfaithful to his first wife.... )

Cheater Cheater by Joey + Rory. Seriously awesome.