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Animals can be jerks

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 aesir (original poster member #17210) posted at 12:50 PM on Wednesday, September 4th, 2013

This past weekend I was in the back yard, sitting on an old railroad tie under the crab apple tree. Overhead I heard an excited chattering sound, but being in a relaxed mood, instead of cursing the damn tree rats, I offered a friendly greeting of "hello squirrel". Well the chatter continued so I just sat there under the tree relaxing. Next thing I know, I was narrowly missed by an apple core. The damn squirrel threw the apple core at me after it had finished eating, just like in the classic Donald Duck / Chip and Dale cartoon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGNIYEYWxm0

And with that in mind, I offer the following animal compilation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vx1OVLX5Rc

Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.

Do not back up. Severe tire damage.

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SBB ( member #35229) posted at 1:31 PM on Wednesday, September 4th, 2013

My boy cat is obsessed with the broom. It makes him go totally bonkers. Half the time I am sweeping up using his arse.

I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

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Williesmom ( member #22870) posted at 2:06 PM on Wednesday, September 4th, 2013

Maybe that Nik's animal soul mate: "Get out of my yard, you damn kids!"

You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister. -George Costanza
There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women. - Madeleine Albright

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nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 2:39 PM on Wednesday, September 4th, 2013

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2-gRkQ19Sw

You can call me NIK

And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane

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TrulyReconciled ( member #3031) posted at 2:40 PM on Wednesday, September 4th, 2013

Could have been worse, like one of the special forces types ...

"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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