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jjct (original poster member #17484) posted at 2:01 AM on Tuesday, December 24th, 2013
You see, it all started with a chess game and a bet.
And then a song. I knew the song, but never knew the lyrics.
Anyway. The song (once I knew the lyrics), and the bet seemed to coalesce. Into this crazy idea.
I mean, I know I'm with a rare bunch here, I mean, who pays money to look at painted toes? kwim?
So, I gotta song, and a dress, and a harmonica video, and I want to know how to post it so that the guys who run this place make some money to keep it running.
I figure I could figure it out after the boom boom boom of the holidays, so I'm asking ahead of time,
you gotta pay to see my ass.
Butt you gotta pay them bosses.
How's the best way to do that?
thebighurt ( member #34722) posted at 2:06 AM on Tuesday, December 24th, 2013
you gotta pay to see my ass.
Guess I better stick around for this show....!!
Finding what life could have been....... Why didn't I see it?
lynnm1947 ( member #15300) posted at 2:12 AM on Tuesday, December 24th, 2013
String bikini time, I say!
Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!
"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks
jjct (original poster member #17484) posted at 2:31 AM on Tuesday, December 24th, 2013
o dam, it took me long enough for the dress and the wig, the string? Didn't even cross my mind though...maybe we could play it up? make more $$$ ? ahhh no. I ain't lyin.
Ain't no string in this thing.
I'm still very attractive though.
thebighurt ( member #34722) posted at 2:38 AM on Tuesday, December 24th, 2013
I'm still very attractive though.
Most definitely! 
Finding what life could have been....... Why didn't I see it?
ThoughtIKnewYa ( member #18449) posted at 2:47 AM on Tuesday, December 24th, 2013
All I know is I'm not paying to see anybody's ass!!
ETA: And I don't want to see anybody's ass for free, either!!
[This message edited by ThoughtIKnewYa at 8:48 PM, December 23rd (Monday)]
jjct (original poster member #17484) posted at 10:24 AM on Tuesday, December 24th, 2013
aww! After bighurt's pump I'm all a proud now!
(I don't hafta wear rolled-up socks alla time 'neither!)
and tiky - glimpse is the word - I think my ass deserves just that...butt yer gonna hafta pay for the harp, or the high heels, or the song, or somethin...
Where's a techwich when I need one?
Thother part of this is...well, my brother didn't exactly pay up completely...so I figured I'd cover for him - good sport that he is & all...peeps gotta get their money's worth, right?
BrokenRoad ( member #15334) posted at 3:09 AM on Wednesday, December 25th, 2013
I was completely confused for a while there...
{Him}FBH - 51 (WifeHad5){Me} FWW - 52 2 kids: 16 & 21 Reconciled :)*Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.*
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