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StillLivin (original poster member #40229) posted at 3:41 AM on Wednesday, January 29th, 2014
OMGaaawd! I Was Actually Blushing. The Boy Behind Me, 21 If He Was A Day, Made Highly Inapproptiate Innuendo To Me At The Checkout Counter.
I Didn't Know Whether To Bend Him Over My Knee, Wash His Mouth Out With Soap, Or Bear Hug Him For The Huge Ego Boost! Bless His Fresh Mouthed Heart!!! 
"Bitch please a good man can't be stolen." ROFLMAO - SBB: 7/2/2014
better4me ( member #30341) posted at 3:44 AM on Wednesday, January 29th, 2014
love this! 
DDay 11/17/2010 BW:58
Happily remarried!
Bluebird26 ( member #36445) posted at 9:12 AM on Wednesday, January 29th, 2014
Me: BW
Best thing I gained in my divorce - my freedom.
Life's good.
Williesmom ( member #22870) posted at 11:34 AM on Wednesday, January 29th, 2014
You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister. -George Costanza
There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women. - Madeleine Albright
SBB ( member #35229) posted at 12:32 PM on Wednesday, January 29th, 2014
I vote all three..... 
I had to explain to a very persistent young man that most women are not in fact cougars, despite what he sees on YouTwitFace.
I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!
EvenKeel ( member #24210) posted at 1:18 PM on Wednesday, January 29th, 2014
How could I not open a post with a subject line like that!
I don't we realize how much we can change another's mood with a simple smile, look or inneundo!
nutmegkitty ( member #33882) posted at 3:07 PM on Wednesday, January 29th, 2014
Meow!
Me - happy!
2 DDs
Very happily divorced from an NPD since 2013.
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 3:11 PM on Wednesday, January 29th, 2014
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
StillLivin (original poster member #40229) posted at 3:56 PM on Wednesday, January 29th, 2014
Cougar time!
Ewwwww.
I vote all three.....
I gave him the look I give my sons his age. That "Mami don't take no shit and no nonsense look!"
He gave me a sheepish grin, but was still smiling and leering as he walked out the door. His two friends were grinning from ear to ear.
I was flattered, but felt kinda dirty, and I wasn't the one behaving inappropriately. Go figure.
"Bitch please a good man can't be stolen." ROFLMAO - SBB: 7/2/2014
StillLivin (original poster member #40229) posted at 4:36 PM on Wednesday, January 29th, 2014
[This message edited by StillLivin at 10:39 AM, January 29th (Wednesday)]
"Bitch please a good man can't be stolen." ROFLMAO - SBB: 7/2/2014
Crescita ( member #32616) posted at 5:04 PM on Wednesday, January 29th, 2014
“Happiness cannot be pursued; it must ensue.” ― Viktor E. Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning
newlysingle ( member #38735) posted at 10:44 PM on Wednesday, January 29th, 2014
BW - Me (40)
XWH -The Gnat
"Engaged" to OW, but the wedding appears to be indefinitely postponed.
M for 8 years, together for 10
1 DD (8), 1 DS (3)
Dday 3/13
Happily Divorced 9/20/13
Catwoman ( member #1330) posted at 10:57 PM on Wednesday, January 29th, 2014
Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson.
Cat
FBS: Married 20 years, 2 daughters 27 and 24. Divorced by the grace of GOD.
D-Days: 2/23/93; 10/11/97; 3/5/03
Ex & OW Broke up 12-10
"An erection does not count as personal growth."
newnormal ( member #21925) posted at 12:32 AM on Thursday, January 30th, 2014
Still living is still rockin hot
BS 43 (me)
FWH 48
D-day 9/07
Dont retreat, reload.
"Pull that knife out of your back - and sever the fuel line to that bus you got thrown under" Bufffalo
StillLivin (original poster member #40229) posted at 2:24 AM on Thursday, January 30th, 2014
OMG You GuYs Are.Soooo Freaking Hilarious!!
"Bitch please a good man can't be stolen." ROFLMAO - SBB: 7/2/2014
h0peless ( member #36697) posted at 2:25 AM on Thursday, January 30th, 2014
I take it he wasn't wearing Axe body spray.
StillLivin (original poster member #40229) posted at 4:02 PM on Thursday, January 30th, 2014
I take it he wasn't wearing Axe body spray.
"Bitch please a good man can't be stolen." ROFLMAO - SBB: 7/2/2014
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